Shameka Martinez

Real men don't date the most beautiful girl in the world. They date the girl who makes their world the most beautiful.

[Shameka Martinez @MinnieSpivey]

If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

[Polly Varney @MiltonTasha]

We all know a slut named Brittany.

[Beverly Peterson @RenaVickers]

POLICE OFFICER: "How high are you?" ME: "No officer. It's 'Hi, how are you?'"

[Shameka Martinez @MinnieSpivey]

every morning

[Shameka Martinez @MinnieSpivey]

I know kung-fu, taekwondo, and 34 other dangerous words.

[Beverly Peterson @RenaVickers]

When somebody says "10 years ago" I think about the 90's instead of 2002.

[Lucy Reyes @NellieDrago]

Relationships nowdays: 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 Ex trying to mess it up & 1 friend secretly hoping it ends.

[Shameka Martinez @MinnieSpivey]

This girl is riding dolphins http://t.co/QEdGNdMmYs