Simulation Mitch McConnell

U.S. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell
(Parody Account for GOV101 Congress Simulation)

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

SIMULATION - Disappointed my Democratic colleagues have opted to cast a meaningless vote for the RAISE Act without passing my amendment to ensure the support of @POTUS

[Fake John Cornyn @FakeCornyn]

@ClaremontWyden just refused to shake my hand after Committee adjourned. Shameful. @thecubeCMC (simulation - not real)

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

#RestoreRegularOrder https://t.co/X3h1StWW1V

[Fake John Cornyn @FakeCornyn]

Thank you @rascalMcCaskill for demanding that @ClaremontWyden give EVERYONE equal time! #bipartisanship (simulation - not real)

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

SIMULATION - Here's @ClaremontWyden giving @CMCCANTWELL more than the 2:30 alotted to Republicans, and she's still talking! #RespectBipartisanship

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

@ClaremontWyden selectively looks to the founders when it suits him. Republicans respect the views of our founders at all times. Federalist 72 is more relevant to the constitutionality of the CFPB, yet the Chairman pointed to number 45. #RespectTheFounders

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

@NotSenGrassley @dfeinsteincmc @SimulationTed @ClaremontWyden is claiming to be following regular order by blocking our witness from testifying, but really it's just a way to stifle the voices of the minority. It's a shame that my colleagues in other committees in the Senate are being mismanaged as well.

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

@ClaremontChuck SIMULATION - @ClaremontChuck continues to spread #fakenews The Dems missed the deadline for the HASH Act but Professor Adams testimony has been planned for months. This is just an abuse of power by @ClaremontWyden, regular order would mean letting him testify!

[Not Orrin Hatch @NotOrrinHatch]

SIMULATION NOT REAL. If @ClaremontWyden does not allow Professor Adams to testify this evening, the finance committee Republicans are prepared to stage a walk out. We will hear his testimony elsewhere. #FreeSpeech @MinorityMitch @NotTimScott @FakeCornyn @thecubeCMC

[Fake John Cornyn @FakeCornyn]

@NotTimScott @ClaremontWyden @ClaremontWyden + Finance Dems are preventing individuals from speaking about a bill that directly affects them?! What happened to free speech? (simulation-not real)

[Tim Scott @NotTimScott]

@ClaremontWyden has informed me that Professor Adams from UC Boulder, a member of the LGBTQ community and a free speech on campus advocate, is not allowed to speak to Senate Democrats regarding a bill directly impacting his community. (NOT REAL) #freespeech #Democratbullies

[Not Orrin Hatch @NotOrrinHatch]

SIMULATION NOT REAL. @thecubeCMC should think about interviewing @ClaremontWyden about his decision to stop Professor Adams, a member of the LGBTQ community, from testifying about the Equal Dignity for Married Taxpayers Act. @NotTimScott @FakeCornyn @ClaremontChuck

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

SIMULATION - @CMCCANTWELL Says that in her Washington they innovate rather than regulate. I challenge her to let rural communities create innovative solutions to the rural broadband issue rather than creating a new do-nothing federal commission

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

SIMULATION - Senate Finance Dems are pushing for an overwrought federal solution to the local issue of rural broadband access. Why not devolve money and authority to local officials instead? @FakeCornyn is asking the right questions!

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

SIMULATION - Great SOTU from @POTUS. I look forward to sending a package of great legislation to your desk.

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

SIMULATION - I'm pleased that @ClaremontChuck is returning to regular order and won't be moving ahead with the improperly filed HATCH Act. Respecting procedure is of the utmost importance for all Senators.

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

SIMULATION - I support Chairman Grassley and my Republican colleagues on the Judiciary Committee. The Democrats did not submit their legislation on time. We must maintain regular order! https://t.co/kipXTxKmLa

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

SIMULATION - So disappointed in the way my Democratic colleagues are treating Sen. McCain. https://t.co/OyymWJpGaW

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

I do not understand how we can come up with bipartisan solutions when we are not even allowed in the room. So upsetting when they Dems force a wheelchair-ridden Senator to walk while they sit on their behinds! https://t.co/7FNwQtQ97w

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

SIMULATION - NOT REAL Wise words from my colleague @ComTotton_Sim. Now more than ever the president needs our support. I look forward to advancing the American DREAM Act and its provisions that demonstrate our commitment to @POTUS https://t.co/nONhbbMUvs

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

Senate Republicans are moving forward with the American DREAM Act, part of our push to invest in individuals, not the government. @MinorityMitch @NotTimScott @FakeCornyn #S1738 #TheAmericanDREAMACT