John McCain

Senator from Arizona, Ranking member of the Armed Services Committee

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[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

SIMULATION NOT REAL- Disappointed that the CONTRIBUTE Act did not include any provisions to tackle the real US problem, BORDER SECURITY. Seeking to work with them on the next bill so that it has more bipartisan support along with provisions to strengthen our nation's borders.

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

Excited that the Senate has chosen to stand with the DEMOCRATIC and FREE people of Taiwan and pass the Cross-Straits Act!

[notLindseyGraham @FakeSenGraham]

SIM NOT REAL: I was excited to vote in favor of the Equal Dignity for Married Tax Payers Act. Most Americans support same-sex marriage and now is the time for our party to support this noncontroversial issue. However, the Dems have decided to strip this bill of all merits!

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

@thefaketimkaine only speaking in Twitter language now. This is the Senate. I demand professionalism!

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

@LizzyWarrenCMC unsure of whether to vote for her own bill. How important is sexual assault in the military to you??????

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

@JoniErnstCMC "What are we even voting on?"

Understandable! Dems are getting lost themselves in procedural matters.

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

@GillibrandCMC I'm sorry, the chemo messes with my memory!

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

Thoroughly enjoyed the hearings we have had and am looking forward to negotiations tonight in mark up!

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

@thefaketimkaine It is not the good old American way!

[Kirsten Gillibrand @GillibrandCMC]

Great support from @jmccain_CMC on the Military Parade Act, which would prevent the waste of funds on lavish military parades. We need to reallocate these funds to important issues such as veterans, sexual assault, and military readiness.

[Joni Ernst (Parody) @JoniErnstCMC]

@ClaremontWyden Myself and several of my fellow Republican Senators ARE veterans including @ComTotton_Sim @FakeSenGraham @jmccain_CMC. I apologize if it appeared that I wasn’t clapping, the sharp noises gave me a flashback to the gunshots I heard while serving my country in the Iraq War.

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

He also states that it would be better to save money than to decrease the number of terrorists on American soil. I firmly disagree! https://t.co/JZhh2eepJJ

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

"Can we put a price on the safety and security of the American people?"- @JoniErnstCMC makes a good point against the closing of GITMO

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

Excited to be working with Chairman @ClaremontReed to tackle the difficult issue of sexual assault in the military!

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

SIMULATION - Great SOTU from @POTUS. I look forward to sending a package of great legislation to your desk.

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

@LizzyWarrenCMC I think you should be asking Senator Reed that when he sends multiple messages asking for us to comply with the procedure yet his own side has yet to do it! Also, our "refusal" to talk is not that at all. We are just busy getting things done!

[notLindseyGraham @FakeSenGraham]

Senator McCain @jmccain_CMC is an Amerian hero and deserves to be treated with respect! SIMULATION https://t.co/vC1Mcdd4Tq

[Not Orrin Hatch @NotOrrinHatch]

This man is an American hero https://t.co/omEblilfFA

[Simulation Mitch McConnell @MinorityMitch]

SIMULATION - So disappointed in the way my Democratic colleagues are treating Sen. McCain. https://t.co/OyymWJpGaW

[John McCain @jmccain_CMC]

I do not understand how we can come up with bipartisan solutions when we are not even allowed in the room. So upsetting when they Dems force a wheelchair-ridden Senator to walk while they sit on their behinds! https://t.co/7FNwQtQ97w

[Kirsten Gillibrand @GillibrandCMC]

This is the sort of slander that prevents Congress from cooperating to produce bipartisan solutions. Disappointing to see such untrue and egregious claims. https://t.co/HAwUoz34eS