Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

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[Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way @MinuteNewt]

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[Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way @MinuteNewt]

I think my "pilots can't be colorblind" moment was when young me came to the earth-shattering discovery that white girls don't have quinceñeras

[Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way @MinuteNewt]

That NyQuil dick hit different >>>>>>> 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way @MinuteNewt]

@de4thbyd3votion Aw man it’s not accurate in the slightest

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[dolo @doloyeung]

Me: Bring out the waitress who called me a gamer freak yesterday. I want her to apologize again

Long John Silver's manager: Sir, she's not back there

Tutorial voice in my head: Close one eye to enable pirate vision. By enabling pirate vision you can see scallywags through walls

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

there was a third guy in the garden of Eden with adam and eve his name was Dominic Balls he wore business casual clothing and had social anxiety

[Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way @MinuteNewt]

@de4thbyd3votion Personally I love that they’re separated

[🥀 Angeline 🔆 @Exjacey]

When you’re pregnant with laughter and that one person joins vc and they’re like the abortion doctor.

[Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way @MinuteNewt]

Pissing on bugs in the shower >>>>>>

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

working on a movie where sex is only legal for one night in a world where everyone has forgotten the Beatles and it all takes place at the beach that makes you old

[gulag apologist prison abolitionist @merlponti1]

historians now hypothesize that "charlie kirk" is actually a fake name given to him later in history. the name itself means "charlie who died", from the old english verb "to kirk", meaning to kill. the verb appears in several texts from the time, which would suggest violence was

[Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way @MinuteNewt]

@onenightvalet Genuinely what would be the gimmick 😭 he just goes “guys my girlfriend is acting kind of weird… 😅”

[Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way @MinuteNewt]

“Proper noun” actually I think the nouns that aren’t brand names and such are more “proper” because you can use them in Scribblenauts and on the Wordle

[Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way @MinuteNewt]

“America runs on Dunkin’” is such a bold ass slogan like get over yourself

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way @MinuteNewt]

King sized beds are for loveless marriages

[Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way @MinuteNewt]

@luvorsympathy She’s opening for Charlie?