Miranda 💭

I’m not who I was, and I’m not who I will be.

[Miranda 💭 @MirandaCaitlynn]

The only social interaction I want to have this weekend, is Netflix asking me if I want to continue watching my show.

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Won’t matter. His name is on the next page too.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

👀 You have got to be kidding me.

https://t.co/IhhvFvw6DG

[Jonathan Martin @jmart]

Quite a pic from Nashville, via @Tennessean

[Miranda 💭 @MirandaCaitlynn]

@CitiField Is this why parking went up?

[Miranda 💭 @MirandaCaitlynn]

@erikkkk39 The worst thing ever lol

[Miranda 💭 @MirandaCaitlynn]

@erikkkk39 I would have come with you!?!?! Wtf

[Miranda 💭 @MirandaCaitlynn]

@assssaley

[Erik @erikkkk39]

At the age here where household appliances for Christmas gifts are genuinely the most exciting thing lmao

[Stephanie Insley Hershinow @S_Insley_H]

Love the thing where Outlook deletes emails about meetings if I rsvp to them. Very helpful. Zero chance I'll need to look at that email again to see the agenda, find the Zoom link, etc. A million stars.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Tony Sirico.

Paulie will never be forgotten.

[Miranda 💭 @MirandaCaitlynn]

This. This. This. Work in foster care for 1 day and then let’s talk.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

as a social worker who works in foster care, i have seen the HORRIBLE conditions unwanted children have to endure. i hope all of the judges who voted to overturn roe v. wade drop. and i don’t just mean to the ground.

[Sarina Jwo @xaniras]

At work, I say “on it,” way too often for someone who is not, in fact, on it.

[nikkhai @itsnikky18]

it's okay to be selfish sometimes

[Miranda 💭 @MirandaCaitlynn]

@BlueDotRedStat3 Meeeeee

[Miranda 💭 @MirandaCaitlynn]

@assssaley Superpower

[Miranda 💭 @MirandaCaitlynn]

@erikkkk39 Just at us next time 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ @KyleHarris311

[Miranda 💭 @MirandaCaitlynn]

@assssaley Lmfao i know who this is about

[Miranda 💭 @MirandaCaitlynn]

@assssaley 😞