Miranda Hoagland

how cool is it that the same God that created mountains & oceans & galaxies looked at u & thought the world needed one of you too

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

My niece and I were both wearing sandals and came to a large puddle so I picked her up to carry her across then John came up behind me and picked us both up to carry us across. Yeah he’s pretty much perfect.

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

Yes, I did just do an ultrasound on a teacher during his zoom class. Shout out to the students who got to watch me scan.

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

One of my favorite things to do is look at reviews for dog products and see the pictures of people’s dogs

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

I’m on day 14 of working straight for two healthcare jobs. I need to go to the grocery store to buy thread to stitch up some holes in my scrubs and enough food to feed only me for a little while. I probably will not be able to leave the grocery store with either.

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

That blue marbel sent me through all the emotions

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

I feel like such an old person now that I have found a new love for making casseroles

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

I went to the bookstore to sell a whole year with or textbooks. They offered me $7... for all of them. College is a joke.

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

I want chick-fill-a to cater my funeral

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

My boyfriend puts up with a lot. For example, on the daily I make him smell my collection of bath and boy works candles.

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

“the world doesn’t revolve around you”

me:

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

My boyfriend likes to tell me I don’t need a new dress and pair of shoes for every event, but I can’t help but think that was the dress I wore to so and so wedding in 2014.

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

Student shadowing me in ultrasound
Her: “Do you scan any pregnant mommas here?!”
Me: “No, Thank goodness”
Her: “oh 😔”

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

When I’m mad at my boyfriend and I find stuff on Facebook I’d normally send to him, I send it to myself to send to him at a later time when I’m not mad.

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

The American Red Cross is obsessed with me, calling me everyday because I’m O- blood type (universal donor)

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

US Currency-
boring
never seem to have any
jus some photos of men

Kohl’s Cash-
stable
always seem to have some
accepted at the only stores that matter

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

My niece told me at her wedding she wants her first dance song to be a rock ‘n’ roll song.

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

Why is it that I always deep clean when I’m mad?

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

Sometimes you just have to lay in the floor and cuddle your puppy.

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

I just want to move to a retirement community. They seem pretty chill.

[Miranda Hoagland @MirandaDa_Panda]

*shopping at Kate Spade for purses with my boyfriend*
John:”buy yourself somthing nice”
*hands me 37 cents*