Miranda McCormick

Semi-professional Northerner, eye-roller, and amateur ranter. I used to be better but now I’m just too weary.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@_Credible_Hulk @JackDunc1 Because we believe in 1) stronger together and 2) the rule of law.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@ellencarmichael Oh- we’ve developed the rules over at least 100 years, in order to prevent career ending injuries, corruption, and cheating. We created a fair reality, you guys cried and cheated cos you didn’t like it.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@MooseAllain Still not as good as your thread on which everyone posted their most embarrassing moments!

[Andy Barbixa @andybizzo]

Tenho quase certeza que boa parte dos torcedores dos EUA (e incluo Trump) acharam que a suspensão para a partida seguinte significaria que a Bélgica iria jogar com 11 e EUA com 10.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@malonebarry They didn’t overturn his red, they paused the resulting suspension.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@TypicalTopaz @McBrideLawNYC Nah. We hate only the cheaters, liars, paedophiles, arrogant and ignorant exceptionalists. The rest of you, we love.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@Dupi6789 @mprice14 @EliotShorrParks Yes but you were using American bookies for a sport they know nothing about. The rest of the world knew you weren’t favourites.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@EliotShorrParks @JoserNunez91 So the American team were favourites in America?

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@McBrideLawNYC Hilarious. My partner makes his living in England out of installing air con. We don’t buy American brands tho, we prefer Japanese over here.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@Hope_Forest1776 @ellencarmichael Nah. We just like our excellence served without a side dish of cheating.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@KeckyBurke26 @Ghostzapper0406 @ClayTravis Yes. In other words, cheating

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@Dollyjean8999 @ClayTravis Because football isn’t about being an athlete. It’s about skill.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@OldBull58322044 @ClayTravis Great. Perhaps you can stay out of the game from now on.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@matthewdmarsden It wasn’t an injustice. He broke the rules, and then your president broke them again by interfering.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@AzPetrich Yeah, did they cheat tho?

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@TidyguyKC @MsMelChen I mean that’s the point. Ours is longstanding, deep-rooted tribalism. Yours is recent day American society at its worst.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@stoolpresidente 🎵 “you’re shit, and you know you are, you’re shit..” 🎶

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@Esso_Bregor @RealSpitfire We did.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@DuBoseDefense Only Americans are this sore about losing.

[Miranda McCormick @MirandaMcCorm17]

@Mets49ers @JJWatt 4-1