Miranda Campbell

go griz 🐻

[kim @KimmyMonte]

by law, an alligator has to release his grip on you if you tell him you'll see him later

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Another day, another are you fucking kidding me

[erica @ericanextdooor]

reverse psychology is when you make your therapist insane

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

of course i crack jokes, my childhood was a fuckin nightmare.

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

mid life crisis? bro ive been in crisis since 13 ok

[Steph 👗✂️ @itzsteppie]

I can’t explain it, but subtitles help me hear better.

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

It's called gross pay cause it's disgusting to see what you could've made

[Arshad Wahid @vettichennaiguy]

rotting in bed all weekend has done wonders to my mental health

[Fortune's Real Hair Henny @JCov1]

My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen

[h. @goofhaida]

bed rotting is my most fav thing to do

[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no family. no friends. no groom. just me eating a big cake

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Ngl why is everything better at night ? Showering, eating cereal, jumping out the window,vibing to music,phone calls,Twitter,like everything 😂😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I love how you get on twitter and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

stop being so forgiving, people know exactly what they’re doing.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Do nooootttt look at me while I park my car I have performance anxiety