alice

prolly not, but I support u anyway

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

I just got called a "nature valley looking snack"

The day is looking bright folks

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

[every bone in my body cracks as i rise from my chair] yes i would like to party

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

I’m trying to channel my late night anxiety into cleaning my house

Wish my luck bc that would b a WIN WIN for me

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

I am back.

I have risen.

Kinda like Jesus

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

Me *hates life*
Me *still trying though*

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

@DannylBromander I was hoping you didn’t hear me say that on accident 😂😂 love you too little lady

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

Friend - “omg I find out who my little is today”

Me - “congrats! Is it a boy or girl”

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

ooOOooOo THE PANIC of preparing to sneeze with a wet face mask on

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

@brooke_marnette This is so cute it made my day a little brighter

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

To die or not to die my hair

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

I’m bored and indecisive

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

To die or not to die my hair

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

*feels bad about having rude thoughts towards ppl I resent*

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

@LetIt_Rayna Thanks you so much for the reassurance Rayna 🌼

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

I’m worried when I’m living alone I won’t be able to open my jar of pasta sauce and die of disappointment

[Jaida @Jaidaathomp]

@Mirandaa_smith Secret is safe with me🧐

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

Don’t tell anyone but I took my dishes in the shower with me to be more time efficient

[alice @Mirandaa_smith]

HA IM WINNING BITCH
(Me to my negative self)

[⛓️ irene ⛓️ @visceramami]

my name is junie b. jones and the 'b' stands for bring me the horizon