Range Rover Mum

Its Missy!!!

[𝒪𝒽𝐼𝓉𝓈𝒯𝑒𝑒 ✟ @ThapeloBoyza]

You just had to be there

[Martín 👁✨ @martinangelh]

The owner increasing the cost of Molly from $15k to $15 million is sending a statement to Kelly Clarkson of “ Now, you can’t afford it”

Which aligns with the statement of Kelly Clarkson of their unprofessional and classist behavior as a store.

[jodnetoo @jodneto]

Clonaram meu cartão de credito e usaram ele em barbados e a unica pessoa de barbados que eu conheço é a rihanna

[K🌧️ @bluepantherress]

You log hearts when you had a good day bc the app also has a mental health tracker

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

“seyi tinubu addresses the nation” God, i don fcking d!e….when we turn royal family??😂

[Why U @vayunandini]

Never saw rich muslim women with hizab/naqab/burqa. Its always middle class/poor ones. Wonder if they have rules based on class.

[W4NT3D @WILLRUNNNN]

early morning rage bait

[🎀 @_Succeeder]

This little girl I’m babysitting just asked me if I have a boyfriend. I said, “Not anymore.” She said, “Boyfriends are a waste of time.” Then she turned to her brother and told him, “You’re gonna be a waste of time...

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Emeka the men you sat with are OGs. They didn’t tell you because they are capable of harming you but because of the future.

You are too slow and emotional to handle life lessons.

The Ego of a stupid man.

[, @Zvbear]

Nigga what

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Do you know how many women never make it out? Sounds like a flex to me.

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part

[liz 🇵🇸 @lizatliz]

Kelly Clarkson famously worked at subway before she won American idol.
Some of you just have bad personalities

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

The messenger in my office gave birth, and we contributed ₦50k to support her.

Our madam added another ₦50k, bringing the total to ₦100k.

She asked one of the staff to give the woman the money.

After her maternity leave, our messenger resumed work and started thanking everyone for their support.

One of my colleagues said, “Na madam you suppose thank specially ooo. She added ₦50k to the money we contributed.”

The woman looked surprised.

“Added ₦50k? Mrs T only gave me ₦50k.”

We all looked at one another.

The matter eventually got to our madam.

“We contributed ₦100k for you. Why did you give her only ₦50k?” Madam asked Mrs T.

Mrs T replied:

“Ma, I borrowed my husband the remaining ₦50k. He has not paid me back yet.”

[` @literaturelisa]

No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.

[CassieRoll @Treetrik]

Reminder that the guy who invented insulin sold it for one dollar because he wanted everyone to have access to it.

Now it's too expensive for people to get ahold of. I fucking hate this planet.

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭

[Bluu 🐝 @arwenbluu]

Amigos, lean la Biblia para que no le anden diciendo a la novia: “eres un ángel caído del cielo”. Los ángeles caídos del cielo son demonios.

[story lenny tells @iwilsonnonny]

i got a great-paying job in mid-august. the pay was so good that the money i sent my mum from my first salary made her cry and pray for me.

today, it’s october. i’ve been laid off from that job, and i’ve laid my mum at the morgue back home.

how are you doing today?