MiscellaneousShit

Just having fun posting Miscellaneous Stuff/Memes. Enjoy meeting new people. X has so many creative users. 🇺🇸

[MiscellaneousShit @MiscellaneShit]

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man below.

She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would buy him lunch an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.”

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. You’re 20 miles south of Mordor, and 30 miles west of Narnia.”

She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Republican!”
“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answers the balloonist, “you’ve told me a lot of things that are technically correct, but none of it is any use to me in my actual circumstances. Frankly, you're not much help to me.”

The man smiles and responds, “You must be a Democrat.”
“I am,” replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air, because you promised someone a free lunch that you have no idea how to make good on, and now you expect me to solve your problem.

You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's become my fault.”

- unknown writer

[MiscellaneousShit @MiscellaneShit]

#OnEveryCorner #Sweepstakes @Enterprise

[MiscellaneousShit @MiscellaneShit]

#OnEveryCorner #Sweepstakes @Enterprise ⚽️

[MiscellaneousShit @MiscellaneShit]

#OnEveryCorner #Sweepstakes @Enterprise ⚽️⚽️

[MiscellaneousShit @MiscellaneShit]

#OnEveryCorner ⚽️ #Sweepstakes @Enterprise

[MiscellaneousShit @MiscellaneShit]

#OnEveryCorner #Sweepstakes @Enterprise

[david 🔛⛓️ @davidonchainx]

Buying hype at $64 is like buying manhattan real estate in the 1700s for $64

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[Micki way @mickitiki]

Satire has become the msm. 😂🤣

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Federal Judge Orders Price Of Eggs To Go Back Up https://t.co/SPpnss1YhK

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Federal Judge Orders Astronauts Be Returned To Space Station https://t.co/j8XQJbA3Cs

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

How many of the puppets below also have a picture with Soros?

High correlation, I bet.

[MiscellaneousShit @MiscellaneShit]

@13abc Trump negotiated a deal with Zelenskyy, yet Zelenskyy grandstands to the media for more—disrespectful. Rep. Kaptur’s ‘shameful’ jab is just tired Dem rhetoric. Time for her to retire!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Former British Prime Minister Liz Truss:

- We want the EO’s that Trump signed in Britian.
- We want drill baby drill.
- We want men banned from women's bathrooms & women's sports.
- We want Illegal immigrants deported.
- We want taxes to be cut.
- We want a Trump resolution in Britain.
- We want Elon and his nerd army of muskrats examining the British deep state.

Video by @Acyn

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Want to see a murder?

Libs in the White House press corps screamed at Trump’s Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller that Elon Musk is “unelected!”

What happens next is a fatality.

I promise you - this is the single best video on the internet today:

[MiscellaneousShit @MiscellaneShit]

#NewProfilePic

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

President Trump responds to the decision by an unelected district court judge who assumed control over the entire executive branch:

"When a president can't look for fraud and waste and abuse, we don't have a country anymore."

[ENIMEMES @ENIMEMES]

EXCLUSIVE X RELEASE: DOGE Wrecking Ball Feat: @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk @JDVance @DonaldJTrumpJr @PamBondi @Sec_Noem @TulsiGabbard @PeteHegseth @Kash_Patel
AOC, Kamala Harris , Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters

Song: Miley Cyrus- Wrecking Ball