Maria

Off-brand nerf gun enthusiast, monster wrangler, and part-time Nurgle heretic.
There’s small choice in rotten apples.

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@pattonoswalt Tots and pears with you at this time 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 I will light a dusk black leather bourbon candle for the family and pour out a bottle of axe 😔😔😔

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

This seems important to me?

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Quarterly reminder that James Garfield’s (President #20) great great grandson, Richard Garfield, invented Magic: The Gathering

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@SecKennedy @DrOzCMS How about you fix it to where Americans can afford to go to the hospital for care and treatment? Could give a fuck less what I'm eating if I can't even afford to get care

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@SpeakerJohnson Go fuck yourself expeditiously. War mongering clown

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@ScoutsVue @TURBOPOSSUM No but same private equity bullshit, just the nc variant

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@TURBOPOSSUM Mind you, nothing wrong with the dryer stuff, vent was missing a screw that I replaced with him there and the ducts just ain't rigid. Asked if bleach would do the same thing as the uv and he said yea. And the fuckin surge protector? It's already got one! Bout lost my goddamn mind

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@TURBOPOSSUM Had our biyearly a/c maintenance and the a/c is fine, still got three options
Option 1-$1500 replace our dryer vent & duct
Option 2-$2500 UV treat the a/c and do the dryer shit
Option 3- $5fuckinthousandamericandollars to install an upgraded surge protector and do the other shit

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@NillaWants Creme Savers, only right answer.

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@EricLDaugh Meanwhile we are paying 12k for a surgery for our 11 year old daughter after a 3k mri. But yea, america first and all that shit

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@horsetwting My dr pepper-tooth-rotted sister and her nicotine-stained husband

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@BogWyytch Oh that's beautiful! Absolutely petrified with terror at how wonderful that looks

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

This is mine and my daughter's bonding game 😂 she likes it enough she draws it now

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

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[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Third angle of today’s shooting of a 37-year-old male by agents with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Minneapolis, Minnesota, clearly shows one of the agents running away from the scuffle before the shooting carrying the victim's handgun, a Sig P320.

[kasey @kaseyklimes]

I just got off a call with a friend in minneapolis

I didn’t understand how bad the situation is right now, I don’t think any of us outside MSP do

they were patrolling outside her window as I was talking to her

there are thousands of them

she (a white woman) now carries her passport with her when she leaves the house

our call was interrupted by helicopters

last year the ICE budget was $10B

it’s now $85B

this is coming to your doorstep soon

the silence of CEOs and even Democratic leaders right now is shameful. if you don’t understand how 1930s Germany happened, this is how it happened.

there’s nothing more unamerican. my grandpa manned a machine gun in the south pacific to fight this ideology. our constitutional rights are being shredded to pieces, and the powerful are bending their knee to it.

i don’t care about your stance on immigration, if you support masked thugs terrorizing american communities, pointing guns at citizens and demanding papers, entering homes without warrants— please, take a hard look in the mirror and reevaluate the dissonance with your american values and the freedom your ancestors fought to give you.

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@pants That sounds weirdly refreshing right now. Maybe add some eucalyptus oil or somethin and let the swirls drain the problems away

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

14 and still manages to rock an ugly sweater. He wooed the ladies at the vet and got a cheeseburger after to celebrate another Christmas

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@mcuban The health care system is broken. No amount of fines will stop them, they will just get sneakier like they always have.

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@mcuban My daughter had an mri scheduled yesterday, insurance dragged their feet pre-authorizing it and so it would be 11k upon service, they may have reimbursed us. She didn't get her mri, rescheduled. 2nd time this year. I think they delayed since she has met the out of pocket costs.

[Maria @Mischievous_Ma]

@sappholives83 Had one done right before a tooth extraction(appointments were back to back) and paid extra to get sedated for the tooth and the oral surgeon prescribed me pain meds and antibiotics. The gynecologist told me to take a Tylenol. Guess which procedure still hurt after a week.

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

People who complain about this kind of stuff have clearly never heard of Maj. Patrick Sorensen or Lt. Col. Simratpal Singh, or the hundreds of thousands of other multi-cultural servicemembers who serve these United States. They - and everyone who serves this country - fight so that people across this land are able to care and honor their own cultures, whether that is African, Indian, Hindu, Polynesian, or any other, because at the end of day they are all Americans. We are one of the only countries in the world where you can come from anywhere, with any culture or any religion, and still be an American. She serves her country in that uniform as an American. If she wants to also honor her Kenyan culture at her own promotion ceremony for the rank that she earned, she can, because that is her right as an American.