Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦

No man can get between me and my KitchenAid. 🤍💙🩷🩷🤱

Not Jewish

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

If someone doesnt do an in depth paper about the 40 weeks of pregnancy relating to the 40 yrs in the desert and 40 days of lent, im going to be forced into a phd program about the theology of pregnancy

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@ruthdelioncourt @TemplarJosh88 Russian one sounds terrible but irish man has potential. Bring him back to the states

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@FanceeSpectatin Ok good 😂😂😂

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@ruthdelioncourt @TemplarJosh88 Had to go to the other side of the country to find my man. Seattle rough

[Quo vadis 🇻🇦 @IesusRexEst]

My wife is in labor with Baby #5!

Send up an Ave for her and baby please!

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@NoblestCalling Hes so real for this

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@MartinIturriBi You SOB, you ruined my tweet with facts and logic 😭😭😭

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

Whoever put cream cheese blocks in those foil wraps should be in jail. They never come out right and you end up having to scrape it out

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@MartinIturriBi Okay if you actually have experience in this, i genuinely want to know why? Why foil? Why not plastic or wax paper like butter?

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@ruthdelioncourt "We were going to suffer with an intellectually disabled child 🥲🥲🥲 better kill the dumdum baby. Nothing worse than having a kid who wont be perfect in every single way! Feel bad for us!"

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@ToryAmerican @ruthdelioncourt Exactly. Its still not okay for the other disorders, but literally this is downs. This is killing someone because they wont be intelligent and will have medical complications: something any child could have. Evil

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

Holy crap, how does someone come on this site and just share they killed their kid like this? You should be deeply ashamed for the rest of your sad existence. Im at least happy your baby is in heaven and not going to suffer with ableist parents like you and your monster wife. Murderer.

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@MartinIturriBi Oh damn, you work for big cream cheese?

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

I will not ever accept hating on white womens beauty. Saying white women are beautiful doesnt mean other races of women are not. Women from all races are beautiful, but for some reason its acceptable to tear down white women. Anyone doing that is ugly af

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@cecyliastalina White women are known for having big boobs. This is dumb

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@FanceeSpectatin Yes but the way they package the blocks is pure evil

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@magicinthealps @abbythelibb_ And they should be embarrassed

[Mead Queen 🥂 @mead_queen_]

Ppl who don’t drink anything ever are such buzzkills have a drink have some fun and get the log out of your ass

[Mrs. Lizard 🇻🇦 @MischlingMaker]

@mead_queen_ I want to be skinny and not pregnant 🥲