Δ Missy, Sheriff of Mars Δ

Local Sheriff. Full-blood Martian, spitoon-spittin' champ, an' the fastest hand on the planet. MAPs, zoos, an' necros better scurry on outta here! Yeeyee! 🤠

[Δ Missy, Sheriff of Mars Δ @MisfitTest]

I've gotten word of this account of a 14-year-old in a relationship with an 18-year-old shown in the second pic. If anyone who sees this could report these two accounts, it would be much appreciated.

https://t.co/IhhdmhfyDg

Report with the forum and block, but do not interact.

[Δ Missy, Sheriff of Mars Δ @MisfitTest]

I've mosied off ta greener pastures, but consider this a reminder I still care.

It's about fuckin' TIME y'all wake the fuck up an' either get on the right side o' history, or go down with the broken-ass ship y'all hold in such high regard.

Shitstorm inbound.

#PickASideYouTube

[Super Ghostbusters Bot @ghostbustbot]

IT HURTS

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@igp ( I was honestly expecting a dumpster when I opened this tweet. )

( Gotta say, little disappointed. )

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@_kairy_draws_ Gotta love that classic sitcom sexism, eh?

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@ItsFuckingKojot He DOES look like Winnie the Pooh.

... FUCK YOU, XI XINPING, YA CAN'T REACH ME IN SPACE

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@IcyCaress Nah, he's jus' got the stupid brain real bad. Jus' donate to yer local charity ta find a cure fer beef brain an' move along.

... I say this as a chronic sufferer o' stupid brain.

[Δ Missy, Sheriff of Mars Δ @MisfitTest]

@SantaDecidesAlt Probably not.

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@SantaDecides

[Δ Missy, Sheriff of Mars Δ @MisfitTest]

@SantaDecidesAlt Pardner, you feel okay? There ain't nothin' there...

[Δ Missy, Sheriff of Mars Δ @MisfitTest]

@igp ... ya might wanna tell 'em the Tooth Fairy ain't real either, IGP. Put 'em out o' his misery.

[Δ Missy, Sheriff of Mars Δ @MisfitTest]

( Pain. )

[Δ Missy, Sheriff of Mars Δ @MisfitTest]

@Arobackup3 If ya don't know how ta use buttons, you can still jus' pull the plug.

[Δ Missy, Sheriff of Mars Δ @MisfitTest]

@Jameskii ( FLESH AMONG US )

( BOTTOM TEXT )

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@NoContextHumans ( My ass hurts now. )

[Δ Missy, Sheriff of Mars Δ @MisfitTest]

@SantaDecides DON'T

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@SantaDecides @SantaDecidesAlt Way ahead o' ya, pardner.

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@punisher10670 @BNPdayren

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@punisher10670 @BNPdayren Catastrophe.

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@gatorsafterdark A wolf in sheep's clothin'.

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@ImagesReply ( The internet has ruined me. )

( I thought that said "Konkey Dong" for a second and I thought it was alright. )