Fidget Bardot

Tweets about science and shit ... mostly shit.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Female means possessing the reproductive system that produces eggs instead of sperm. It is irrelevant whether said system is defective, immature or surgically altered.

I just described every female on earth.

[Good Law Project @GoodLawProject]

We just thought we’d repost this video from last March before the Keir Starmer of it all goes out of date...

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

@rustyrockets If you want to know why there's a stigma, look at Brand's replies.

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

@amateuradam Urgh. I fucking hear you. Terrible news

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

@DC_Jim_Carver @UpsilonMale @dr_jeff @nicsadventure @daddymojorisin @SueWill1966 It's okay Jim. "I don't know" is an acceptable answer here.

But since you raised it, here you go. They have form on this.

Joyce, R. (2024) https://t.co/PLbFG8Q3ZE (accessed: 22 September 2024).

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

@DC_Jim_Carver @UpsilonMale @dr_jeff @nicsadventure @daddymojorisin @SueWill1966 That's great Jim. I'm glad it's not complex, so you'll be able to explain it to me.
What are you basing your assumption that it's less on?
How does means testing cost so little?

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

@DC_Jim_Carver @UpsilonMale @dr_jeff @nicsadventure @daddymojorisin @SueWill1966 Zero? Brilliant. I could do with an account that works for free. Fancy a job? It's only creating an entirely new tax system.

No errors is essential, because we're not paying anyone to check it either.

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

@daddymojorisin @SueWill1966 Fabulous. Any idea how you'd go about working out the income of all the pensioners in the UK? Because I'd imagine, that shit would cost.

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

@UpsilonMale Jim, just to be clear, I'm talking about the system here, not you.

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

@UpsilonMale Honestly, I almost included it, but felt like it was kicking it when it was down.

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

@UpsilonMale @DC_Jim_Carver @dr_jeff @nicsadventure @daddymojorisin @SueWill1966 Honestly, I almost included it, but felt like it was kicking it when it was (run) down

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

@DC_Jim_Carver @UpsilonMale @dr_jeff @nicsadventure @daddymojorisin @SueWill1966 On top of whole new systems that have to be established to make sure it's calculated properly. Which, I'm fairly sure will cost up-front, and then yearly to maintain.

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

@DC_Jim_Carver @UpsilonMale @dr_jeff @nicsadventure @daddymojorisin @SueWill1966 So, just to really hammer it home Jim, in case you think I'm the one who's the fucking dolt here.
Real people (accountants, civil service, etc) have to spend their working hours and days investigating and calculating this shit.

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

@DC_Jim_Carver @UpsilonMale @dr_jeff @nicsadventure @daddymojorisin @SueWill1966 Fabulous Jim. Any idea how you'd go about working out the income of all the pensioners in the UK? Because I'd imagine, that shit would cost.

[Bright Club Manchester @BrightClubMcr]

Save the date!! We're delighted to be bringing a special Bright Club show #BCM45 to @mcrhistfest #MHF2024 #UoM200 Sunday 9 June compared by the brilliant @blackliver4 https://t.co/Ub6IdAjwpo

[Prof Les Carr @lescarr]

What’s brilliant night and a lovely audience. I had a wonderful time. Thanks for having me.

[Fidget Bardot @MishMashcroft]

The second best marketing department, and the second best graphic designers in the world. IN THE WORLD!!!

[Kane Brough @KanesTheName]

*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*