Tilt&Poof

Life is short. You make your own joy.💫 Proud Canadian🇨🇦. Liberal natch. CFL NFL PWHL. This app is not to be taken seriously, it's merely a distraction.

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@sarobertsonca Haha Pierre says 'IF I become PM'. So he has lowered his expectations finally. It used to be 'WHEN I become PM'. Yeah that ship has sailed my dude.

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@AmberWoods100 @matos9_tereza @DavidLCorbo This is just MEAN

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@DavidLCorbo Nah just a big fuck you birdie

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@gator_gum @MTW2478 @MadCanCon Yep. A block is a huge void.

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@MadCanCon @gator_gum Poof troll!

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@mary_willatt @MarkCherrington @YourAlberta That's @YourAlberta. Keep voting against your interests like we choose to do in Ontario. It's a wild time to be alive.

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

Wait, so ALBERTA IS BOOMING … under the oppressive federal yoke? Under the Nine Bad Laws? You mean the richest province in Canada is getting even richer? Clearly there’s no alternative but to bust up the country.

I’d respond directly but the premier’s chief of staff blocked me.

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

Let's be precise about what Bill Pulte actually did.

In December 2023, Pulte organized an event at a Florida hangar for investors in a company that had already gone bankrupt. They paid $500 each believing he had secret knowledge about how to recover their money. He arrived in a helicopter that had taken off from the same airfield, circled overhead, and landed again for dramatic effect. Attendees signed away their shareholder rights to one of Pulte's associates as a condition of getting a single share of Pulte Homes in their ticket package. They got cases of Coors Light, bottled water, and a promoter slapping a supporter in the face with a green dildo.

The bankrupt company did not resurrect. Nobody got their money back.

This is the man now nominated as acting Director of National Intelligence. Not a reformed con artist. Not someone who made one bad call. Someone whose documented record across memestock promotion, a failed 50-year mortgage proposal, and opposition research that went nowhere is a consistent pattern: say what the audience wants to hear, perform confidence, collect the reward, and move to the next room.

The intelligence community employs roughly 100,000 people and holds the country's most sensitive secrets. Indiana families have kids in that workforce. The people who rely on accurate threat assessment to make decisions about American safety deserve someone whose qualifications extend beyond getting a retweet from Trump and buying a Mar-a-Lago membership.

[Clay Thompson. @harryt59_harry]

Pierre Poilievre is defending the separatist.
Blaming the east. I'm from the east & at 16 years old I went to Alberta like thousands of my fellow Canadians from coast to coast to coast. 2 sons born there. 1 still lives there & both proud Albertans & proud Canadians. Fuck Pierre.

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

Who needs science fiction when reality is this amazing?

Check out Jupiter and Venus in the west after sunset this week.

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

BREAKING:

Water not Coal (aka Corb Lund's petition) says it has reached the signatures required under the citizen intiative act.

If signatures are counted and approved, it would theoretically lead to an 11th referendum question in Alberta this fall.

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@AJEnglish Ya think Israel listens to trump? Come on now.

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@HistoryBoutique Wow there sis. Have some more orange koolaid. Wingnuts abound in that stupid hateful shitty place you call your cuntry. I am actually embarrassed for you you nitwit.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@hbird1955 @Syrupinmyveins @sarobertson_ You just can't quit him can you? Maybe you could ask Katy to let you in the bed?

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@Syrupinmyveins @hbird1955 @sarobertson_ And you are our proof of that dimwit.

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@RedRed1972 @Red_Toryism @sarobertson_ Poof!

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@PierrePoilievre Shut tf up you one trick pony

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@john_beerman1 @BenSwann_ Which is precisely why they are emeshed in a quagmire now. USA USA USA !!!

[JillCanadian🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇸🇪🇪🇺 @JillSweden1]

The ceremony of new Governor General of Canada was important. Not one Conservative went? Who do you think you are? What a slap in the face to Canada. @CPC_HQ. You stupid right winger sore losers. You didn't show up? I don't trust you. Politics aside you should of been there.

[Tilt&Poof @Miss77Murphy]

@OGCannaKingCA @GenFlynn @USNSeabeesKC @LindseyGrahamSC Relax dude.