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[amanda @MissAmanda217]

@AndrewKolvet is it sticky in Candace’s web?

[amanda @MissAmanda217]

@SweetHomeGirI @InsiderWire oh wow no way? weird, i wonder who those mocking and laughing were.. tis a mystery

[shanifest it @lieslvondutch]

My dad just tried to order me a drink and goes “she’ll have an adderall spritz”

[Prometheus Apologist @sillyjupiter]

please let it have been this

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

Is there anything they won’t steal?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is why people built guillotines.
GOP Rep. Troy Nehls, when asked about 60% of Americans struggling with affordability: "Affordability? What are you talking about?... I'm gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I'm gonna get me some nice rib eyes... Maybe the 60% of Americans don't work as hard as I do."

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

Now you know why Trump kidnapped Maduro.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

Modern day Israel isn't a country, it's the international headquarters and safe house for the largest organized crime operation in the history of the world.

[Cali @calidaysay]

The greatest luxury of the 80s and 90s was being unreachable.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The fact that billionaires still want more money should be studied by the same people who study serial k!lłers.

[amanda @MissAmanda217]

@nvrbthecure “A gostosa” me matou 😂

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

The clue is in your profile pic.

[Petrichor @HamBandFan]

This dumbass just quoted someone named Need My Nuts Licked.

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[Kacee Allen @KaceeRAllen]

USS Liberty Survivor Exposes that they were THREATENED with life in prison if they ever spoke up about the incident.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Weird, I was told he would usher in Sharia law.

[John Ales AF™️ @IAmJohnAles]

‘From up here, you can barely hear children scream!’