Antonia M

A London girl, via a sojourn in Melbourne. One husband, one stillborn daughter, one rainbow son. This is exclusively my own drivel.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

I have a joke about trickle down economics.

99% of you won’t ever get it.

[Antonia M @MissAntoniaM]

@sainsburys I’d love to but I went to the link. It asked me some questions. I confirmed I had been asked to DM and apparently a colleague will be in touch with me shortly (12 hours ago)🤦🏻‍♀️

[Antonia M @MissAntoniaM]

@sainsburys How can one of your customers service agents lie to me, be prejudiced, try to bribe me, wrongly accuse your driver of harassment & hang up on me. Only for FIVE customer services managers not to call me back despite promises they will?

[Antonia M @MissAntoniaM]

I love Teddy. That is all. #loveisland

[Antonia M @MissAntoniaM]

@Dr_LeechNgo Spoken like a true addict. Every hit is less enjoyable than the previous one but you keep chasing the elusive high....

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Every time you think their epic incompetence must have peaked, an even more virulent new strain of it comes along.

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

There is a myth lots of people want to believe that nobody anywhere has a clue or knows what they are doing or is handling COVID any better than the UK. It isn’t true.

[alisia hobbs @alisiahobbs]

I love how I scream my critique and judgement at #MasterchefTheProfessionals when I had fish fingers for dinner

[Antonia M @MissAntoniaM]

@RicWilki My husband said he saw on Twitter that the chef used a recipe from his place of work, which was a trade secret and he didn’t have permission to use it...

[Antonia M @MissAntoniaM]

@ESPAskincare I can’t message you. I can’t call you. I can’t privately tweet you so I guess that means I can bore everyone on my timeline by telling you, your customer service is rubbish and ask where my delayed order is - as apparently you have lost the ability to email me...

[Antonia M @MissAntoniaM]

@GSeligit @nazirafzal 🤣🤣🤣

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

I don't understand.

- Police are protecting a statue from people who want to protect it from people who don't seem to be there.
- Meanwhile the man who stopped us all from having to salute like a Nazi is celebrated by men doing Nazi salutes.

I mean, it's very 2020, but still.

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

If you're saying the statues should remain in place to help educate, at school I managed to learn long division without there being a fucking statue of it in the middle of a city

[Antonia M @MissAntoniaM]

Super proud of @wnettleford for doing this important piece about the #blackliveamatter movement in the UK. Racism (individual and institutional) isn’t just an American problem.

[Channel 5 News @5_News]

"It's always happened in our communities, both here and in the USA"

George Floyd's death has shone a light on the UK's battle with racial inequality.

Bonnie Greer has been protesting against racism since the 1960s, she's hoping this moment will be a springboard for change.

[Tim Bale @ProfTimBale]

We're at quite a pivot point/historic hinge here. If nothing happens and we all move on, then political accountability in this country - at least between, if not actually at, elections - is essentially over. Anybody in a position of power will be able to do pretty much anything.

[Beth Rigby @BethRigby]

.@KayBurley What’s the govt advice if you’re struggling with your eyesight?Gove: It’s to seek medical advice
KB: So it’s not to take a 60 mile round trip with your 4 year old strapped in the back?

[Antonia M @MissAntoniaM]

@Douglas4Moray Thank you for showing such principle at a time when it feels that is really lacking from political life

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

Ask if his wife can drive. Ask how far his car can do on a full tank. Ask whether he coincidentally had a full tank when they decided to make the trip. Ask why No. 10 said he was in London.