Tshego M🌊

Food is my weakness.
I sell hair for a living.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Tom Holland sharing a quote that said “if you have a problem with me, text me, and if you don’t have my number, you don’t know me well enough to have a problem with me” really stuck with me

[Siyabonga @SiyabongaOnX]

Among the tragic things that crack me up in this country is the fact that at any point during your drive to work, you could — quite rightly — make way for an ambulance on the highway. And it would be Mike Van Wyk transporting ostriches.

[Naya Vey @oddettem]

I don’t date people’s husbands 🙏🏾

[B N S L @_BNSL]

You are a black american. Trace your history and you will discover that you are not there because of your ability to retain knowledge.

[B N S L @_BNSL]

And that's okay, everyone wants a step up. For example, since you are from Nigeria I bet you live vicariously through anyone with access to a flushing public toilet?

[Tshego M🌊 @MissAprils04]

@badghel_sam @kanyazim I think it depends on the body (people with mkhaba heal slower than those with flat tummies) also choosing general anesthesia is far better than epidural.

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

His sons were participating in these freak offs? Arrest EVERYONE!

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

October brought about my first brand trip. Unforgettable experience with great company, secret #SurprisinglyGood parties in scenic surroundings, endless memories created.

When is the next Surprisingly Good Sets @FlyingFishSA? I NEED TO BE THERE!
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[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

One thing about ASUS? They said upgrade season is NOW 💻 🔝

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@ASUS #CopilotPCs #AsusCheatCode #ASUS #UnlockSummer #AsusBlackFriday

[B N S L @_BNSL]

Your question is an example of what happens when the letter "e" doesn't wear a seatbelt. It should be asking me where I enter. But your "e" got thrown around in the crash and now it looks like you are asking if I am macking on Kea 🤦🏾‍♂️

See how your point didn't arrive alive?

[Brother_Outsider @_Lindo_G]

The Comments 💔, South Africans are homophobic and Vile. Men and Women.

[Mafie @lesofthelight]

He was out doing 3am gigs in foreign lands with kids. While he was spinning the decks someone was dealing with colic and keeping the home fires running. The idea that he made that money alone is insane. He was in no position to even consider the opportunity without her. Nonsense

[T @_IAMNOBODI]

Crying about double-barrel surnames, yet you’re nowhere near a traditional man. Can’t slaughter a cow, have no grasp of your own customs, lack leadership, and wouldn’t recognize respect if it personally introduced itself. You’re not providers, not protectors, just glorified keyboard warriors with podcasts, weak opinions, and even weaker backbones. Spare us the performative masculinity.

[dinaledi aligning 💜 @____justsihle]

“Aunts at my gate”
“She kept her promise”
“Becoming Mr…”
“Yebo mama 🧎🏾‍♂️”

😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

[stardust🌸 @nthabisengkgodu]

The Ofentse Mphuti hate train? I don't have the english for it mara lena la loya

[I fvck w people selectively @kotparkland]

It’s not that people are making silent moves or whatever….i genuinely believe adulting just stuns you into silence 😂

[Sinethemba.🇿🇦 @cnehshuga]

You have my attention https://t.co/H8V8ZhT13V

[Kenzar Mafia® @KenzarMafia]

My wife tried to start a hymn and the congregation sang something else 😭

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

I could’ve been born anywhere in Africa and it happened to be South Africa. Not gonna lie, I won the lottery on this one case

[Gogo.Sifiso - the seer @theseerheals]

When you learn to shut up, trust me your things will manifest faster 🤞