Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor

I miss anthrax. Was voted “Miss Hair” & “Prettiest Feet” at camp. #Resist 🇺🇸#SpayNeuter @mrscolumbojd.bsky.social #Dumptwitter

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@people I quit buying Gwyneth Paltrow’s products after a terrible experience with her “Smell My Finger” tapered candles. Ruined my dinner party. Everyone kept leaving to wash their hands.

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@mkraju Looks like SC is the one in real trouble, regardless of which MAGA maniac wins.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

CNN = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
CBS = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
FOX = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WaPo = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WSJ = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.

Ah yes, tell me more about how the mainstream media is “far left.”

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

Scott Pelley told the NYT that Bari Weiss attempted to change a segment about the murder of Renee Good. He says Weiss demanded that Good come across as more violent and to describe her as driving toward the officer who shot her.

Who is never going to watch CBS News again!

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@ATree_Official @kanyewest Please tell me Kid Rock is not next. What about Lee Greenwood?

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@AGAlanWilson @newspring 5 religious references in a short message from a govt official where there is supposed to be a separation of church and state. Stick with facts and what you plan to do to make sure SC remains racist and backwards. Leave God out of it.

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@JustJenRX This post will, to paraphrase Monty Python, "bring out your racists." That's who thinks this is funny. People as jungle animals,
Commenters calling them chimps.
#WhiteTrashNation

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@FredomOfSpch @TheFP Did you gain all of your knowledge from her nose or do you have other evidence?

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@strujillo075 Lower iQs?

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@TheAtlantic @davidfrum The days of being holier thou to the other side were the days before Trump, before white Christian nationalism when the destruction of the world &the health of humanity were not at risk. I'd take a rat with hantovirus before I'd accept another Hegseth, Noem or Bovino type.

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@TheFP It sounds like she started at too high a dose, and most likely compounded rather than namebrand. Also, it probably wasn't just for graves, unless the symptom she was trying to manage was her need to lose weight.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Happy 1 year anniversary to this tweet.

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@TheDailyShow @michaelkosta He looks like he is schnauzer and poodle... and perfect.

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@HuffPostPol No, NBC needs to hire all of them for their new show, called "61 minutes."

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@MSNOWNews MS now should hire everyone from 60 minutes for a new show, called 61 minutes. The old Andy Rooney bit at the end could be offered to Stephen Colbert to hook in from home.
This should already be in the works.

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@NBCNightlyNews NBC nightly news relies far too heavily on amateur wreck videos. Most of us want world news, not happenstance footage of some rare calamity. Please get back to the real work.

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

This photo/screenshot will live in infamy.

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@AriFleischer Are you going after Melania next?

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@patriottakes @DecodingFoxNews Trump’s taste is what tacky people think rich looks like. In the south, we call that hick money.

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@warrior_na92602 @strujillo075 I'm in total agreement that Donnie Antoinette should be under the jail, but your argument loses credibility when the young girl he is always pictured with is his daughter.

[Mrs Columbo, Juris Doctor @MissCalhoun2]

@butleriano @grnpointer That's why my siblings and cousins and I are all born on March and April.