Sophie

"Shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness"

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

Animals only kill for survival. Humans are the dumbest animals and we deserve to be the bottom of the food chain.

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

@ODEONCinemas @MrRCB91 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

@Ocado you need to get a partnership going with @British_Airways so I can earn avios. Thanks

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

If you wondering whether to get portable AC, just know that I am laying on my sofa considering getting a blanket out.

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

@MrMass93 That is shocking. Your ExCo need to take action ASAP, no one deserves to be working in a hostile work environment

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

Malcolm in the middle reboot was perfect

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

Genuinely thought monorails just existed in the Simpsons

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

A bystander saved a boy who was walking along a monorail track at Hershey Park. He was later reunited with his parents unharmed

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Spanish teams just don’t give a fuck. Real Betis would have a front 3 of Harold Shipman, Raoul Moat and Mick Philpott, with Josef Fritzl in the 10 if they could.

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

Channel 4 dispatches need to investigate whatever shady shenanigans twickets is doing cos it’s not adding up

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

Rooney back at OT, yet we can all tell which celeb’s fan base has bought the tickets for the match

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

A company I used to worked for described the “management style of that of a 1947 soviet gulag” In addition to someone else saying “I rather die of covid than work here” on glass door

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Omg a company i been interviewing for has 2.7 on Glassdoor, should i run? 😭😭😭

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

Currently rewatching this and finally got to season 3 and what the fuck was that opening episode with the broom????????? How has it not been removed 😭😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘13 Reasons Why’ premiered 8 years ago today.

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

You best be president, Malcom!!

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Just started watching Malcolm in the Middle episode 1. Got 151 to catch up on before we start filming again in a few days!!! Can't wait to get back together with my old family.

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

Episode 7 of paradise omggggggggg

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

Staying at one elite hotel changes the game forever. Constantly comparing when my bank account is not matching 💔

[eve ☆ IS MEETING DNP @InternetIsQueer]

one time a girl told me "my celebrity crush is george michael, which sucks because he's gay AND dead" to which i replied "double whammy" and i genuinely think i will never be that funny again

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

Me 🤝🏼 using copilot to work out my Christmas dinner timings

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

Couldn’t find one person for the national anthem nah?

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

@stanleybrahh Proper slag

[Cat Rubens @catrubens]

1. I don’t often tweet about my personal life, but on 1st November, my mum Jane was hit by a large vehicle as a pedestrian in St. Louis, USA. She suffered a severe brain injury & remains in a coma in hospital.

Here's Jane & me in happier times.

[Sophie @MissCinderela]

Are you not embarrassed by how truly awful your website is @British_Airways