Elena ॐ Woughter

The plain truth is that I knew better but went to Everest anyway.

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

dear theatre majors,

why are you yelling

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

That being said, I’m really excited for my roller skate fitting today

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

Does everyone live in Cali and roller skate these days?

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

@babybellta HA correct

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

I love them both

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

There are two kinds of people in this world:

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

I’m on very little sleep and I just saw a man with a Trump mask and a shirt that said “Pro-Life, Pro-God, Pro-Gun” and I erupted with laughter right in his middle age, white face. I can’t be tamed, y’all.

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

@JMarksie Dude let’s talk. Been there.

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

@KarenKilgariff, I gotta know. How did you not got absolutely berserk on the Candian woman that did the hometown in Amsterdam? This haunts me at night.

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

wait I’m moving to Boulder. good work, past self, we did it 🥰

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

I’m upset that I don’t live in Boulder yet

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

moving to Colorado soon so, uh, @Wegmans I’m gonna kindly ask for either shipping or a Boulder store, thank you

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

@NYSLabor hi I’ve been told by several employees I have a complex claim, let’s get that callback!! 🥰🥰🥰

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

I’m upset that I don’t live in Boulder yet

[Mari Copeny @LittleMissFlint]

Give this kid his money back. No child should be covering lunch debt for his class with his allowance.

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

@CVSbrand You give Geminis a good name 💕💕💕

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

cryin’

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

so I’m in my room and my petty ass roommate walks into the living room where I’ve been bringing out my things to prepare for my move this evening and I hear him say TO. NOBODY. “Wow. Guess I’m not napping in here.”

IN THE LIVING ROOM.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR ROOM.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I ordered a 23&me kit and I am saddened and heartbroken to report that I am white

[natalie ✷ @Natariouslie]

i'm sorry i just really really love this so so much and i need everyone to know that it made me laugh out loud

[Elena ॐ Woughter @MissEleneous5]

The Upper East Side is the worst part of New York City you cannot change my mind

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

man doing United States
moonwalk abortion policy

🤝
moving backwards with
shocking ease