Hebsiba

Ambivert | Leo | Strongly Opinionated | Funny on some days | Politics |

[Hebsiba @MissGatheca]

If you’re looking for a tailor to give your hard earned money in this economy. DO NOT take it here , utaoshwa tu. Nairobi shamba la mawe

[Germano @germano_ka]

eu tweetando que odeio homens enquanto estou assim

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

It's entirely senseless tbh. But if you lack the willpower and courage to see suicide through, you must do your utmost to try and make your life as less punishing as possible. You are already here, you lack the constitution for suicide, so live. A little easier than yesterday.

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Siku tutatoa Wantam and Sakaja, Kenyans will be hopeful like New Yorkers and Mamdani.

Maraga atakuwa anafanya basics na tunaanza kulia tukikumbuka vile tuliteseka na wantam.

That Kibaki 2003 hope that had grandparents going back to school will be nothing compared to this

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

RIP Tay Keith you really fucked these niggas up with this one.

[Hebsiba @MissGatheca]

Random team meeting na za jana hazijashuka 😔

[oluwatise @maintishe]

when Michelle said Barack has “stubborn optimism” I realized I also really want that in a partner. Somebody who isn’t moved by life’s shortcomings but ALWAYS sees the light at the end of the tunnel. That’s a true leader, not just of a country but a household. what a legacy.

[I am Chege @_James041]

The house has 347 MPs. The Rest deliberately absconded so that it can pass. People think we are stupid and can't see the games

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

🤔

[Kairetu 👩🏾‍💻 @Mwende_Mugambi]

40 out of 162 MPs voted NO to the finance Bill 2026.
Out of 349 MPs, 187 were too busy to attend this hearing…I wonder what else they were doing!

Now, the bill awaits final say from Kasongo. And we all know that Bill has already passed!

Our MPs are failing us! Big Time!

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

A whole 187 MPs skipped the voting session of the Finance Bill 2026?
187 MPs? Isnt that a concern

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

State House budget under President William Ruto has now gone up by over 320% since he took over in September 2022.

The budget has increased from Sh4.4 billion in 2022/23 to the current Sh18.5 billion in 2025/26.

[W @Wangariiii_]

I fail to understand why a person living under government oppression would say presidency is about aura

[Hebsiba @MissGatheca]

Seeing a new story reposted on my deceased friend’s account stopped me in my tracks. What the fuck.

[Hebsiba @MissGatheca]

Just watched her live and yeah … this tweet is exactly what’s she has become

[K 💋 @kiringMs]

Sharon’s pivot into “a super religious born again girlie to attract a husband” arch is interesting (derogatory)

[Hebsiba @MissGatheca]

Episode 2 of obsession is how I’d want a man to be about me . Whew 🫢

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Today, a new proposal was introduced in the Finance Bill 2026 that would require taxpayers to first pay the principal tax before filing an appeal.

Example: If KRA says a business owes Sh10 million in tax, the business would have to pay the Sh10 million before its appeal can be accepted.

If the business wins, KRA will refund the money or allow it to offset future taxes within 90 days.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Penye your husband got time kulala na cousin yake.

[Hebsiba @MissGatheca]

I’m such a one man woman. Sina nguvu ya ku rudia my stories to multiple men at a go .

[Ilana 🧜🏽‍♀️ Auntie wa lash glue @ilanakariukii]

I like the idea of having a roster in theory but the thought of having to deal with multiple men at the same time sounds like a nightmare

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

NEWS JUST IN: Protests Erupt in Nairobi CBD​​ https://t.co/N6bNk7sLrN

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

MPs have rejected calls to reduce the highest PAYE tax rate from 35% to between 28% and 30%.

The Finance Committee instead asked Treasury to find ways to make PAYE fairer without reducing government revenue.