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Welcome to my imagination| Sarcasm and dark humor| My Diary| For Airbnbs DM

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Life becomes better once you start talking more about your blessings and less about your failures & misfortunes.

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@_Sakko Ni huyo msichana mmoja ama ni mwingine??

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Why is he still sat there so chilled recording. Si aache huyo mwendawazimu before this ends with one of them in a coffin.

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

Married Men: blink twice if you are in trouble
There’s a wonderful organization called #Usikimie led by that fat DYKE, they offer help to abused men
That’s where Small Boy Bonnie @bonifacemwangi gets help

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This is so sad......so many young people dying siku hizi.

[Caroline Oduor @OduorACaroline]

We have, with great sadness, lost far too many colleagues in the legal profession in recent times.

May Winnie Margaret Onyango, Advocate, rest with the angels.

My deepest condolences to her family, friends and colleagues during this difficult time. May they find strength and comfort in the memories of a life well lived and a legacy left within the profession.

May Counsel's soul rest in eternal peace.

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@1Cypher0 Do you understand the definition of casual jobs???

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@MrSuguta Najua wewe ni mtanzania ndo maana hujaelewa 'casual jobs'

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@elphasobieroSnr 😂😂😂

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Ingia Tanzania uende ulizie casual jobs tuone if you'll be allowed to.

[janam @JAKANJIRA]

EAC is boderless, muwache ushamba. You can actually go into any of the countries without visa restrictions, about work. These guys are just doing menial jobs and small businesses. It's growing the economy because they purchase locally.

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@competentwrit14 When was i running for a political seat??

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Wewe kama Mkenya ukizaliwa you're given a birth certificate, ukifika 18 you're required to have an ID. But somehow, a Burundian and a Congolese should be allowed to walk around the country without proper documentation???? Juu apparently anahawk njugu na hakuna mtu anasumbua???

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@Kipllangat @Its_franc_ 😂😂😂

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@XivTroy Exactly 💯

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@competentwrit14 That na wenye washaingia warudi nyumbani

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@_Sakko How many job opportunities are those for Kenyans???

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@muganda_j @itsberyl Huh??? Kenya Somali??

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@_Mylesfan00 Kabisaa

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@abuyamasta 😂😂😂

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@GhettoOCS 😂😂😂

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@thomjoel Not me being your president

[Caroline Oduor @OduorACaroline]

Twenty years in the legal profession has taught me things no law book ever could.

For 20 years, I have had the privilege of learning from courtrooms, clients, colleagues, victories, mistakes, difficult moments and, most importantly, the people behind every file.

So, I thought I would share 20 lessons that have stayed with me along the way.

Welcome to Caroline Oduor at 20.

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@Monty_Hasashi Am I your president?? I've complained severally about foreign engineering companies here by the way. We are talking about illegal immigrants by the way, wote watafute proper documentation ndo waingie Kenya.

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@kengitz Wote

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@OsumbaCollins Like it's that simple