EmmaLi Shank

Heyy, I'm 19! I'm like legit addicted to Coke from Sonic Route 44, light on the ice & Orbit Speamint gum! Oh, and DISNEY WORLD!! That's all I'm saying.

[EmmaLi Shank @MissJinglesAlot]

仕事のことを考えずに眠れる夜、増えてほしい。

[EmmaLi Shank @MissJinglesAlot]

@Corina_NC 本当にそうなんですよね。買い物リストを作っても、つい余計なものを見ちゃいます。

[EmmaLi Shank @MissJinglesAlot]

買い物、必要なものだけで済ませるの意外と難しい。

[EmmaLi Shank @MissJinglesAlot]

この時間帯の自動販売機はいつも何となく人が少なめで落ち着くなあ。🤔飲み物の種類も季節で少し変わっていた気がする。

[EmmaLi Shank @MissJinglesAlot]

@wattpadsupport I was in the middle of a really good book! Come back, Wattpad! Come back! :)

[EmmaLi Shank @MissJinglesAlot]

Back on Twitter. #NewLayout #Sucks

[EmmaLi Shank @MissJinglesAlot]

In alcohol’s defense, I've done some pretty dumb shít while completely sober.

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

Having those weird conversations with your friends & thinking: "if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital..."

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

I lose interest when I get ignored

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

$2.75 Trojans or $19.99 Huggies?? You make the decision.

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

"You took my Daughters Virginity!"

"I'm sorry sir. It won't happen again."

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

I hate when I put something in a safe place so I won't lose it...
But then forget where that safe place is.

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Elementary School - Y'all hug yet?
Middle School - Y'all kiss yet?
High School - You hit it yet?

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

Me: "Is Taylor Swift a bad singer?"

Siri: "No comment. I don't want a song written about me."

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING