Meike 💯

🎙 Stand-up Comedy | Emotional support human for my 🐁🐀 || German living in USA

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

@AskBarclaysUS Thank you. Unfortunately I am not able to DM for some reason. Is there an email I can send my concerns to? I really don’t want to pay the balance and if I don’t I’ll be charged a late fee for a late payment for a charge I didn’t make

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

@AskBarclaysUS is there any way to get my credit card fraud resolved? Every time I call the wait time is over 2h. I already went through the fraud stuff on the app saying it wasn’t me and is still making me pay for it. How can one contact you?

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

I moved to america for the freedom. Because over here you have the freedom to decide to not have health insurance, get hurt and declare bankruptcy or get health insurance, pay $750 a month, get hurt and then declare bankruptcy

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

@NotSteveRogers Both also use the same welcome sign 🤣 aka middle finger

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

I think my rat is gay, he won’t come out the closet

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

When you lounge around doing nothing and think “I should smoke some weed” so you’ll have at least an excuse why you’re lounging around

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

Not having updated my Twitter app and it still showing the bird icon and all makes me feel like I’m reading everyone’s posts from the past

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

I’m only back on here to connect with my European peeps. I just found out they’re not allowed yet to have threads after I was wondering why none of them are on it 😅

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

Wtf is happening on this app. First time I opened it in weeks and I have 5 notifs about scam wins. Has it gotten that bad in here?

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

I just celebrated my 5 year anniversary of being single. They say the 5th anniversary is the year of the wood. It better be some hard wood coming my way

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

I wish I had the confidence of a financial person at the hospital sending you a bill for $3 you owe the hospital

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

Amazon really knows what we all need in our kitchens

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

My therapist gave me homework to practice setting boundaries and saying ‘no’. And to test my progress she signed me up on 3 realtor mailing lists

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

Women don’t like men getting up into their business yet wear purses with dude names on them

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

I think guys date girls with long fake eye lashes because during the heat they’ll act like a little fan for them if she blinks really fast

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

@user5102528 @aallleeexxxxxx1 Ah yeah bavarians 😂

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

@MrPeterSidell Pretty much haha

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

It’s called American cheese because no other country wants to eat it

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

If we pay property taxes, we shouldn’t have to cut our own grass 😤

[Meike 💯 @MissMeiKee]

Come find me on the threads @ meikedoesmedia
No idea what I’m doing on there