Mendy A

You might remember me from the July 9, 1996 issue of Country Weekly Magazine.

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@MagnumPeeEye and I like to do this fun thing where he pretends that @SamsClub accidentally sends us treats/fun items and I laugh like I didn’t know he was going to make that joke.

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Dr appt tips and tricks:
Don’t sit by the registration desk. If you do, you have to smell everyone that walks by. 🥴

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My brother doesn’t know who Alligator Jackson is. 🙊

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Someone should tell doctors that adults like bubble gum amoxicillin too.

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Mom: that guy reminds me of Chance the Rapper, does he you?

Me: Yeah, somewhat….
(Pretending I know what he looks like)

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Me: Please let me know what you want within the next 24 hours.

*10 minutes goes by*

Me: Wow. I can’t believe no one has responded yet. So irresponsible…

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I just tried to zoom in on a pic on a box. I need a nap 😵‍💫

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Our annual picnic with a twist!
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All four offices recently celebrated 50 successful years in business with a day at Ace Adventures. Some faced fears while others crossed items off their bucket list, overall a great time was had by all in attendance.
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#TeamSuttle #ACEAdventures

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Cat shuts herself in the bathroom in the middle of the night. Then she repeatedly attacks my feet while I’m asleep.
Won’t get out of the closet this morning so Jeff picks her up & she scratches him to pieces. He gets mad, slams the closet door, breaks a mirror.
Who wants a cat?

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I want to see the Barbie movie but I don’t have any cute pink clothes. I feel like I must wait until I can watch it from home looking like a troll.

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I just paid for my lunch w/cash and had the exact change like it was the 90's or something.

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Our cats 4th bday was yesterday and NO ONE remembered. #CallCPS #CatProtectionServices

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@MagnumPeeEye No thanks.

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@MoTayyy Where did all of the good photo hunt machines go? I need one!!!

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I feel comfortable in speaking for all of us that don’t have a NO TRESPASSING sign in saying that we, too, do not want you to trespass.

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Today my son moved up to a new class at daycare. I’m sure @MagnumPeeEye and I made a great impression on the new teachers since we forgot to SHOE HIM 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@MagnumPeeEye

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@MagnumPeeEye Mine has a dance party remix of "She Don't Know She's Beautiful" by Sammy Kershaw. My ears hurt.

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I just took the best nap. I am so happy right now.

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Ever feel like your clients treat you like a car salesman? They don't like paying taxes and think the numbers are negotiable.
#TaxTwitter