Kristen Mulrooney

Columnist @mcsweeneys. Writing in The New Yorker.

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

I know the dating landscape is tough right now but it can't be worse than in the early 2000s when every time you started dating a new guy you had to let him show you The Boondock Saints.

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

PAYTON TOLLE WITH THE IMMACULATE INNING IN THE 1ST!

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

@MarketBasket @japecake Are you trying to cause a stampede

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

@Bastards_Boston @BrianTy69 Here, this guy posted a picture of it:

[Bastards of Boston Baseball @Bastards_Boston]

Red Sox fans everywhere:

The ball never touched the ground 🤬

Literally the ball:

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

@mandyhasredsox @JordanLeandre55 My working theory is contact lenses, sometimes they fall out sometimes they don't

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

@RedSox Ok good luck

[maha @mahaaaay]

this is what’s going on in my brain at all times

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

@SoxSigns Oh got you in this

[NESN @NESN]

"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" 🗣️

That look back to OB from @LouMerloni was ALL OF US 🤯

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

The local grocery chain here in RI/MA had a local artist paint its Fourth of July flyer, and I think in a world of AI slop, stuff like this is awesome.

[bart @soxbart]

The bullpen immediately after benches clear

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

the realest thing about don draper is that he lets a little crush on a stranger completely ruin his life

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

First grade soccer is actually so exciting, like one player just grabbed a couple of sticks and started rubbing them together at midfield to try and start a fire

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

@DevonESawa I'm still mad at this

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Asked my 6-year-old what she wants for Christmas and she said "a toy chicken that's taller than Anthony" so now I can't even finish my shopping until I track down this Anthony and find out how tall he is. Why can't she just want a bike?

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

@angryangryalice @GraceSpelman Alice

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@angryangryalice @thedigitaldash_ I will die on the Vanilla Is The Best Ice Cream hill.

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

@OrangeFreddyG K I'm gonna make it at home.

[rodeo juan @rodeojuann]

Me on any given day randomly in my living room

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Not to be a Halloween Scrooge but I don’t like that everyone uses stencils to carve their pumpkins now. Jack-o-lanterns are supposed to be extremely unimpressive. You should have a vision in your head and then not be able to execute it. That’s what Halloween is all about.