MissNobleHistory

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NEWS! Bohemian Rhapsody’s poor boy from a poor family declared ‘a drain on society’ by DWP https://t.co/PmIkA5toef

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Not as ‘potentially very dangerous’ as you becoming Home Secretary in a Labour government - if this is how you intend to deal with these disgustingly violent moped thugs.

[Vithushan Ehantharajah @Vitu_E]

#SLvENG

[Keaton Jennings @JetJennings]

I’ve decided to #BraveTheShave and shave my head cleaner than the 🌰 @jackleach1991 with @macmillancancer. I’d really love your support - whether that be in the form of a donation, or a retweet! Let’s do our part to support those fighting against cancer!
https://t.co/SLmtegx18e

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NEWS! Duke of York strenuously denies he had ten thousand men https://t.co/YtoSiXIDL1

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NEWS! Rudolph facing redundancy after Santa picks up bargain SatNav and LED headlights on Black Friday https://t.co/v1n7R6Icy5

[MissNobleHistory @MissNobleHistor]

@Nigel_Farage Have you actually bothered to read it yet?

[MissNobleHistory @MissNobleHistor]

@englandcricket

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

One. More. Match.

We have won the toss and will bat first

FOLLOW: https://t.co/FGU0msKE8x #WT20 #ENGvAUS

[MissNobleHistory @MissNobleHistor]

Getting my membership for @lancscricket for my 40th in December #bestpresentever #besthusbandever

[MissNobleHistory @MissNobleHistor]

So proud to be supporting @englandcricket tonight in the women’s T20 final #EngAus #twiceworldchampions

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Pathetic.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Written off by some media critics, comes back to the team, scores brilliant century... & screams with indignant rage at those critics.
Love the passion @jbairstow21. Best answer to any criticism is always success. 👍👊

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

PM missed a trick when she nearly lost the last election, she should have handed the keys of no 10 to @jeremycorbyn and tell him to deal with Brexit. This will be the only way make sure Labour loses power after 5 years and for ever. He would have made a real Horlick of brexit.

[Rt Hon Sir Marcus Jones @Marcus4Nuneaton]

On @SophyRidgeSky show Corbyn game was clear. He will not support any deal with the EU (a) because he can't be bothered to read it (b) because he now wants a second referendum. (c) more interested in political games than the national interest.

[James Cleverly🇬🇧 @JamesCleverly]

On @RidgeOnSunday this morning we get to contrast @theresa_may, who is fighting on behalf of the country and @jeremycorbyn, who still hasn’t even read the whole withdrawal agreement yet.

Duty vs opportunism.

The choice is clear.

[Brandon Lewis @BrandonLewis]

Unbelievable.... @jeremycorbyn admits he has not read the withdrawal agreement in full. He Wants to vote against something he has not even read! Am beyond words!

[Andrew Bowie MP @AndrewBowie_MP]

.@theresa_may giving a confident and assured performance on #Ridge. Completely over the detail, unlike Jeremy Corbyn who admitted he hasn't even read the agreement! It's time to unite behind her and deliver Brexit.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Just a fact. I keep hearing people shrieking that Brexit will be ‘the worst thing to ever happen to this country’.
It obviously won’t be, so I urge a calmer perspective.

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

I've been sat up in bed for hours, whisky on the bedside table, soft jazz playing in the background, trying to think if I've ever worked with a more idiotic bunch of self centred bastards in my nearly 50 years as a MP.

Nope, still can't think of any. Time for another bottle.