_Phoebe Mwangi

🇰🇪|| Advocate of the High Court|| Data Privacy & Governance || Feminist || Thalassophile 🌊 || Views are my own!

[_Phoebe Mwangi @MissPMwangi]

Anything I ask of my Creator,He gives me.✨

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

may you heal so hard you start being creative again.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Girlies take it from me. Never ever spend maintenance money on anything else. Rather be broke but beautiful.

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

GOD WOULD NOT PLANT A DREAM IN A MAN INCAPABLE OF REACHING IT.

[Tallglassofwine🍷 @Obywinni]

Naaa I want to be a very rich woman so bad, I want to buy the finest things in life, live in best place, travel round the world and be very happy 🥹

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either doing a million activities or bedrotting There is no in between.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The High Court has now allowed Busia Senator Okiya Omtatah's public debt case to proceed to a full hearing.

The case seeks to establish how Kenya accumulated trillions in public debt and how the borrowed money was used.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day or two)

[Mumbi 🎀 @mumbi_wathika]

I can and will fall out with you over ignorant political and human rights opinions, even if we’re family. Stay guided.

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

My body shivers today as I remember the 25th of June 2024.
I witnessed as my brothers and sisters died in the pursuit of a better Kenya for them and everyone else. I witnessed a govt and leadership that turned their backs on their children.
May we never forget this day. May it stay etched in our memories. May we always remember the names of those we lost in the fight. One day we will win and June 25th while a day when we celebrate those we lost will one day be a day of victory as well because we won. For ourselves and for those we lost

[Ndong@Conslaw @Ndonglaw043]

That Picture of Orengo standing on a Boda and being driven in town is just EPIC

This man has pursued a REFORMIST IDEOLOGY with NO EXCEPTIONS even when Raila was ALIVE. Never fears to be a LONE VOICE

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Charity Waweru alias Genz Baddie cooking genz betrayer kasmuel on a live TV. Roseline Alionya and other gens on government payroll are hiding their faces. Ni aibu sana kukaa kwa tv ukisifu uongozi wa fake hustler from sugoi, kasongo ukijua ukweli umelipwa😭💔

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Gillian Munyao - Rex Masai’s mother: Compensation cannot replace accountability. Arrest the killer cops. That is my message to the government. #ProtestAnniversary

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

You’ll think you’re still young at 27 until you find out your mates in good countries already have 10 years work experience, are managers, already own a mortgage and are discussing tax and promotion.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Willie Oeba: Between now and 2027 you will hear the word 'youth' the most tomes you've ever heard it because it's a campaign strategy.

The idea is to keep the young people poor so they can buy them cheaply.

#TheLastWordNTV @jamessmat

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The Kenyan budget has KSh 101 billion that has been budgeted as “Other Operating Expenses” This is budgeted corruption.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

I have discovered a new budgeting system. It's called 'sit still'. Works like a charm.

[Claire Nasike Akello @MissNasike]

I wish he displayed this level of anger when public funds are misused or development projects stalled.

Nkt.

[Danielle Holmes @1DanielleHolmes]

Your ceiling is not my ceiling. Remember that when you talk to me.

[postydiary @postydiary]

the art of trying anyway

[Bill Ables, Esq. @lawyer_humor]

There is a disturbing trend of young lawyers trying to be concise.

A 2nd-year drafted an executive summary for a banking client using bullet points and plain English.

She proudly stated that she reduced a 50-page compliance memo into a 2-page brief.

I asked her if she thought the client was paying $950 an hour for brevity.

She muttered something about respecting the CEO's time.

I explained that clients don't pay us to solve their problems quickly.

They pay us to make their problems look so incomprehensible that only we can solve them.

I made her rewrite the summary using dense, impenetrable legalese.

It took her 12 hours to bury the conclusion on page 42.

The client called me the next morning to thank us for our incredibly thorough analysis.

Clarity is a customer service concept.

We are in the business of intellectual intimidation.