Little Miss Classy

[klas-ee, klah-see]
i wear my lips red, my hair blonde and my skin pale.

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

What a year this week has been.

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

I’m so obsessed with this dog and I can’t stop crying thinking he won’t ever have the zoomies again. 🐶🦴

He needs ACL surgery to get his zoomies back. Help us out here: https://t.co/CYU16RVJv1

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

Oh come on. It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

why does inexplicable sadness hit me like a train every Christmas???

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

I don’t care if I fall in love to a devil, as long as that devil will love me the way he loves hell.

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

“No” is a full sentence.

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

Oh come on. It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

Me af

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

Babies are gross.

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch.

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

I feel sad for guys who think motorcycles are cool.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

On the one hand you could get the FDA-approved shot and live and stop the pandemic and we get to return to normal, or on the other hand you could be so mad at liberals you take horse medicine and die.

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

People jack off with the left hand and point with the right

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

when new moms lay their fucking newborn on top of their toddler and post a photo saying “best sibling ever” I always wonder like why they need to create this narrative??? My brother literally tossed me to the ground as a baby because he had no idea I was a human like plz stop

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

So...I bought a house.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

When I was 17 I thought it was amazing if someone’s older brother gave me a lukewarm Rolling Rock in a paper bag in a parking lot so if a Congressman got me a hotel room and took me out to dinner with a huge TV news celebrity I would’ve been groomed like a fucking toy poodle.

[Little Miss Classy @MissRedKisss]

the intimacy of knowing how to make someone’s perfect cup of coffee or tea