Marissa Schultz

storyteller. marketer. problem-solver.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Inflation Rate
🇪🇺: 10.9%
🇩🇪: 10.9%
🇬🇧: 10.1%
🇮🇹: 9.4%
🇪🇸: 9%
🇮🇪: 8.6%
🇺🇸: 8.2%

No. Inflation is not going up in the U.S. because the working class got a $1,400 check 19 months ago. Multinational corporations are jacking up prices worldwide.

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@GovRonDeSantis When are you going to return the $ you used to fly migrants to Martha’s Vineyard as a publicity stunt back to the taxpayers?

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

Don’t miss out on this ah-mazing Babylist giveaway! https://t.co/rXaaQR8ZF2

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@RepHarshbarger HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@CoriBush Cc: @mattgaetz

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@mattgaetz Did you have a 16 year old write this for you? We know how much you like them.

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@RepBethVanDuyne Can you imagine being a former President commending the actions of a dictator currently invading a sovereign nation?

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@Stonekettle They look like the mean girls in 8th grade ignoring the new girl in school.

[Olivia of Troye @OliviaTroye]

For the first time, two females sit behind POTUS! #SOTU

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

BREAKING: Beto O’Rourke wins Democratic nomination for governor in Texas primary.

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@HouseGOP Is this the GOP tagline or something? Feels kinda worn out. Should fire your copywriters.

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@nytimes Can you imagine what would be happening right now if Trump was still in office? We’d probably be helping Putin take Ukraine.

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@RepJohnJoyce Orrrrrrr is it the continued effects of a Pandemic that should have been eradicated with the availability of a vaccine and your party’s absurd ideologies have since propagated this fantasy land notion that it isn’t safe? Idk it’s a real tough one….😒 #JobsReport

[Julian Sanchez @normative]

“Rat out your neighbors’ personal medical decisions and the state will reward you with $10,000” sounds a hell of a lot more Soviet than most of the things Republicans these days denounce as “communism."

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

147 mass shootings in US already this year: let's make it easier to buy guns

2 cases of voter fraud in 2020: let's make it harder to vote

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@say_shannon Promptly grabs Mask Falling and proceeds to hyperventilate.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So happy that USA has finally rejoined the Pittsburgh Agreement. Welcome back!

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@SenTedCruz Jesus, you couldn’t even give us a day? Just one? You don’t have to pretend to be pals with him anymore. It’s okay for you to have hobbies and interests outside of insurrection and sedition, @SenTedCruz

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@rubycramer Someone @ this woman’s Etsy shop!

[Marissa Schultz @MissRiss_]

@HouseGOP And you are wasting no time stirring up conflict and conspiracy with your far-right agenda based on some fictional character named Q who is probably a teenage boy slurping Mountain Dew while in a battle royale on COD