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Tenacious primary school (KS1) teaching assistant tweeting about my school life - typically armed with a wet paper towel and bump note.
RC ✝️

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@Headteacherchat Yep, me 😂😂

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@HalilMrT4Real What no screwball? In that case a 99 flake please

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@llewelyn20 I'm so sorry. My mum has Alzheimer's, it's rubbish and a thief. I'd say let your mum enjoy what she enjoys, unless she becomes a serious danger to herself because she's leaving burning fags around the house and forgetting.

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@MissEmmaTurner Crazy spaniel or defiant terrier? Can't tell from the photos

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@llewelyn20 Hurrah.
A true Christmas treat for us all 🥳

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@Misterbodd Did you have to build the words or were you playing a game of sound swap? Also, where are your sound bars? 🤣

[AR @llewelyn20]

Hi @bphillipsonMP Schools are struggling at the moment. 14 years of cuts have coincided with unparalleled rises in behaviour, attendance and complex SEND needs. There are no AP places and schools are barely coping.
Tell you what, let’s raise the phonics target to 95%.
Good idea.

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Hi @bphillipsonMP Schools are struggling. Some families have never recovered from the pandemic; social issues have been exacerbated, poverty has increased. Many kids go to home countries for extended holidays.
Tell you what, let’s give them an attendance target.
Good idea.

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@llewelyn20 Happy Birthday Jeff. You bring us so much joy 😊

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@llewelyn20 Awww there she is, that lovely warm granny 🥹

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@llewelyn20 Yay!! We've waited a long time for this visit and now we find out we have another joyous #jeffandelaine day. They truly are the gift that keeps on giving and just what we all needed to get us through to half term.

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@llewelyn20 Yay and big hurrahs for #jeffandelaine
Here for all the fun and giggles #cantwait

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@pennywpennyw Apparently I need to improve my politics, Bieber and tennis knowledge

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@llewelyn20 Just showed my Yr12.
Ouch he said. Roasted by a couple of 5 year olds!

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@jezzytgl @llewelyn20 I love a trip to Trago. Was one of the highlights of my visits to my parents in Lostwithiel 😁

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Hub: Do you know who Gavin Newsom is?
Me: No.
Hub: He's the governor of California.
Me: You mean it's not Arnie?
Hub: He's not been the governor of California for years.
Me: Or Clint?
Hub: He was the mayor of Carmel
Me: Where they make Sticky Toffee Pudding?
Hub: *cries*🤦🏼
😁

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@llewelyn20 😳😱
Whilst I'm happy for your gain, I do have to wonder how we will cope until half term? 🤣

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@llewelyn20 I'm sorry but I have to ask. We've had no #JeffandElaine so far this holiday. Will there be a visit either from or to them before term starts?
#wheresjeffandelaine?
#thejeffandelainefanclub

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@scraggiemaggie @TashP351 Cats the movie 😱

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@llewelyn20 Doolittle
Technique
Substance
The eight legged groove machine
Go box frenzy
This is the day... this is the hour...this is this
Green
Songs in the key of life