My wife texted me from work…
Her…Are you watching that new serial killer documentary on Netflix?
Me…I am…just started episode 3
Her…Great, pause it at 21 minutes and 8 seconds
Me…Ok, paused, it’s at the crime scene in the living room
Her…Right! Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?
Me…Yeah, it’s pretty gruesome
Her…Look just to the left of the fireplace mantle…do you see where the natural light is hitting the wall?
Me…Yes
Her…That’s the exact shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom
The best career decision I’ve made this year was deciding that work no longer gets to be the center of my life.
Everything else has felt lighter since then 🧘🏾♀️
Oh please William! Rest. This Makutano interchange in kirinyaga. Along kenol-Marua road and we don't even know the president who did that road. Umetusumbua na hii 0.82 KM yako for 2 days now. Relax Daddy, Maendeleo haitaki kelele.
One of my favorite things about myself is that I can take a hint. You don’t have to say much. I’ll notice whatever you’re implying and move accordingly. Save us both the embarrassment.
Tomorrow is a normal working day has blocked all roads because of fear. He literally did not sleep!!! Na nyinyi police, endeleeni kutumika vibaya na the way you are the most affected by poor governance. Endeleeni kuprotect dictator!
The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.