Caroline Perch

I left my heart in New York City. Marketer by profession. Animal lover, hair product enthusiast, penne Arabiatta connoisseur, fluent in sarcasm. Views mine

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

This country isn’t real.

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

@SoVeryBritish What a shit show

[The Mariners Lad @marinerslad]

People coming to twitter after #whatsappdown 😭😂

[Governor of Egbeda @EgbedaGov]

You came here to see if Whatsapp is down right?

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

@pubmerchant @alexjlongman 👀

[Brendan May @bmay]

If you’re Prime Minister and you’ve told people the rules are so strict you can’t even visit a dying relative but you then go to a bring your own wine party of 100 people, I’m afraid you can’t be the Prime Minister anymore. It’s that simple.
#JohnsonOut #JohnsonOutNow #ToryLies

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

@AbichahineMarc @VirginMobileUAE Same, I just keep getting the same automated message. “We’ve sent a follow up.” So useless!!!

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

@AbichahineMarc @VirginMobileUAE I’m in the same situation!! 8 days and no resolution. Did you manage to get any help?

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

. @VirginMobileUAE currently on day 8 of no data and no help from any of your team. Had the message “we’ve sent a follow up” for 8 days. Useless.

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

@DjG2uk So so sorry Graham 💖 heart breaks for you xx

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

Love seeing all these stadium pics and people jumping around in beer gardens are you still have millions of expats stuck in other countries and dying to see loved ones. Cool cool cool. Cool.

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

@AmIn0ooo0 🤫

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

Whilst I’m here, on the subject of things that blow my mind... UAE is still on the UK red list. The second most vaccinated country on the planet. 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

Not to worry though, ‘South Sandwich’ is on the green list.

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

Someone in front of me at #Starbucks drive thru just ordered a decaf coffee. Still don’t understand that. Of all the drinks, when you don’t require an energy boost, you still choose “coffee”? But fake coffee? 🤯

[Carl Sukonik @thevainphotos]

Photos of people having their "first" drink in a bar is just as bad as posting photos of kids in their school uniform at the start of term.

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

Post #HappySexyMillionaire purchase #ifyouknowyouknow @SteveBartlettSC

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

You know what would be really useful? Automatic reply function on WhatsApp. ‘Sorry, can’t talk right now, 4 mojitos deep’. Or, y’know other more practical reasons. Just putting it out there in the universe.

[One&Only Resorts @OOResorts]

On World Wildlife Day we'd like to celebrate all the beautiful forms of fauna and flora. Our resorts @WolganV, @oonyungwehouse and @oogorillasnest put you in the heart of nature's dazzling theatre and offer once-in-a-lifetime encounters for the wild at heart. #OOnlyHere

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

They must have seen my tweet.

[Caroline Perch @Miss_CEP]

Nailed my New Years reso’s which were: Stop buying coffee and stop using deliveroo as much. Smashed it, IMHO.