Mel 🐈‍⬛️

Gun powder, gelatine. Dynamite with a laser beam. Guaranteed to blow your mind. She/Her #BlackLivesMatter #WeAreAllTreatyPeople #LoveIsLove

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

There's a guy on this bus with a warm pizza. We're starting to form alliances to figure out how to steal it from him.

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

@fmlsux 🤣

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

@knuf1985

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

@PWpattyrocks Hi Chuck! You're a good boi

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

Do people still send cute pet pictures on demand? Because I've had a hard week and I'm sad and would like to see them please.

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

Oh.

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

@vickibowe The vet called Rita Bagel a potato the last time. She doesn't care.

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

@mcblank I feel ya. Mine's got surgery scheduled at the end of the month and it will hurt my bank account. But we love them.

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

@EricoTheriault Cinabun is not amused

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

@hfxtransit When will information be updated online? There's no information about the new routes or where the stops are anywhere.

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

Elphaba shoving the Grimmerie at the Wizard of Oz: Read it! READ IT!!

Me in my head: Both of you know I cannot read a word.

#Wicked
#HeritageMinutes

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

Overheard at the work Christmas party: "Upside down shots is not a 6pm activity"

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

Happy Holidays from Chappell Bone 🎄🎅

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

"What do you do?"
"Me? Oh I'm in PHLEGM."

[love drops @lovedropx]

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

@Mirvish When will individual tickets (not subscription) for The Great Comet be available?

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

@moesmixtapes We have! I'll DM you :)

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

Not the healthiest coping mechanism but that's a different story.

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

Reverting back to old teenage habits. When feeling overwhelmed, hide behind the mall and eat a poutine.

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

@Sugar_Pockets I'm so sorry 😞 ❤️

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

Me: I'm going to get breakfast with my friend. Do you need anything done around the house before I go?
Granny: No you can go.
Also Granny: *immediately puts a load of laundry in*
She also got annoyed I got a call in the middle of doing dishes so she got up to finish the job.

[Mel 🐈‍⬛️ @Miss_Close]

Wtf America. What 👏 the 👏 actual 👏 fuck.