Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are
We finished Charlotte's Web tonight; everyone was bawling and my youngest wished the pig died instead of the spider. 20 minutes later, she asked me to kill a spider in her room.
How sure are we that the crew of the Artemis II didn't pick up a highly hostile, shape-shifting extraterrestrial organism on the dark side of the moon? We're gonna need bearded Kurt Russell to vet these folks.
Welcome to the time of year when the jacket you needed for 10 minutes this morning becomes a burden you have to carry for the rest of the day. Dragons, I'd like to introduce you to the disposable coat, a cost-effective ecological travesty breaking the shackles of Spring weather.
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted