Jess

i like to do things. advertise, eat, work out, and save dogs are just some top prirorities.

[Jess @Missesota]

@Stormzy please tell me you're secretly in Boston. I only drove up from NYC to see you preform! #wishfulthinking

[Jess @Missesota]

And then the sales of #jello went up. #oscars

[Jess @Missesota]

I'm planning to buy my first #powerball just cuz I wanna win and buy the medical company that charged me $100 for bloody ear drops today. Imna be like #Oprah with ear drops y'all!

[Jess @Missesota]

Type orange into #slack. #yourewelcome

[Jess @Missesota]

@NYCTSubway no but seriously how come it's cool for th J to run a 1/3 of the time of others.Fidi bros don't run downtown anymore @mta #fixit

[Jess @Missesota]

@NYCTSubway @mta what's going to happen when the L goes down? Are we all going to change our work hours by stop pick up and drop off #joke

[Jess @Missesota]

@mta @NYCTSubway I don't pay less than anyone else. If you want to cut my price in a third to make it eve. I'll think about not complaining.

[Jess @Missesota]

@MTA @NYCTSubway can you please explain to me while everyday home after 6:30 I wait 10-15 minutes for a J at broad?Other trains run 2-5 mins

[Jess @Missesota]

History books gonna be like "lol nuclear war started on Twitter" oh wait we'll all be dead. 🙄 bummer. #trump #stfu

[Jess @Missesota]

@Avezina super odd question, saw an old forum, did you write code about x trees killed by your printer? I'd love to hear more.

[Jess @Missesota]

@BillNye headed to your movie at Alamo are you? Can you sign something for me?

[Jess @Missesota]

@BillNye I'm in #austin for #sxsw too can I buy you a drink or coffee please? Or shake your hand in passing!?

[Jess @Missesota]

@BillNye I'm in #austin for #sxsw too can I buy you a drink or coffee please? Or shake your hand in passing!?

[Jess @Missesota]

@BillNye are you in Austin yet? Can you sign something for me? :) please! I

[Jess @Missesota]

Dear 🍕🍔🍟🌮🍪 places start sending vday coupons ASAP so I can plan my two meals for one #fundmyvday @Tinder

[Jess @Missesota]

Tonight I heard a couple deciding if they were going to crate and barrel or dinner first, IS THIS TRUMPS AMERICA? Ew #notmypresident

[Jess @Missesota]

Okay no, I SAY NO. Stop. On January 1st, we're restarting 2016. #notmypresident2016 #fucktrump #lostthegreats #AmericanElection

[Jess @Missesota]

@POTUS please help.

[Jess @Missesota]

@ladies4trump you should be disgusted in yourself for all women and children.

[Jess @Missesota]

Kanye loves west.