It's so nice to sit here and listen to my family spout racist bullshit and get attacked when I have a different opinion. Really makes me want to keep in touch. #racists
Just a parenting tip: if you pick on any and everything your child does, when they are able to leave, they will not come back. Ever. Shout out to my mom. #ProTip
If @realDonaldTrump were my patient, in unstable condition + contagious illness, & he suddenly left the hospital to go for a car ride that endangers himself & others:
I'd call security to restrain him then perform a psychiatric evaluation to examine his decision-making capacity.
Speaking about revenge porn my lovely father said, "If you're going to be dumb enough to send out your nude pictures then you deserve what you get." I knew he was an asshole, but jesus. #RevengePorn
Do yโall ever think about the fact that Monica Lewinsky had her entire life and career derailed because she was coerced into doing sexual acts by the President of the United States when she was 22, while his political career pretty much went unscathed? Because I do