Kayleigh

-Always be humble and kind-

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

The eraser on one of my student's pencils broke which upset her. "The eraser on my pencil broke in half and THIS HUNGRY ERASER EATING MONSTER ATE IT!" pointing at another student. LMAOOOO happy Friday ya'll, that shit was funny af.

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

"Atlas, do you want to wear pajama pants today? Since you're just going to Becky's?"
"What?! That's ridiculous...."

Okay then. 😂

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

"One of my classmates said we could be friends, but I don't want to." -Atlas
"Oh, why not?" -me
"Because... keeping track of 3 friends is too hard." -Atlas

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

Atlas: hey, mom? Can we listen to my favorite song? That Sloppy Joe's one.

*Cotton Eye Joe. He wanted to listen to Cotton Eye Joe.

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

"You know, I didn't drink anything downstairs? So I'm not hibernating?" -Atlas
"You're not *hydrating." -me
"Oh, yeah, hydrating." -Atlas

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

Atlas: "Wesley, are you pooping?"
*Wesley nods
A: "are you peeing?"
*nods
A: "mommy, Wesley is pooping AND peeing. He said yes!"
Me: "buddy, he nods to everything."
.....
A: "Wesley, do you have birds in your mouth?"
*nods
A: "no , you don't!"

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

I just got tickets to see the Jonas Brothers in September!!!!

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

@ashleylien Love this for you 😭💜

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

I've read 20 books and met my reading goal for the year... in the span of four months 🤘🏻

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason they’re banning drag queens, gender affirming care and books about Rosa Parks is because they want to ‘protect our kids.’

Bullshit.

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

@VividlyJules I feel this. Yesterday I thought to myself, it is so hard to be a good anything for everyone else right now. Good mental days are far and few between these days.

Hugs to you, friend 💜

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

Twitter fam!
I'm taking the plunge for inclusion and my students in April and am looking to collect donations. No matter the donation size, you're making a difference in the lives of thousands of Special O athletes across the state! Thanks for your time!
https://t.co/S3v9zgIyfI

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

I need Capri Sun to make bigger pouches.

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

One of my biggest pet peeves when shopping is people who leave their cart on one side of the aisle while they look at stuff on the other. And then have the audacity to ask if they're in the way. Yeah, girl, you're in EVERYONE'S way.

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

@abbkoch I've read a few of the "popular" books that I saw people hyping up on Tik Tok and I gave most of them 3 stars or less, so I concur.

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

@_Notthepidgeon_ It was heavy on his mind all day because we talked about in the morning, too 😂

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

I lay with Atlas each night while he falls asleep. Tonight he was almost asleep when he popped up and goes, "mom? Do you have a video of a groundhog on your phone?"

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

I am so glad I got back into reading this year. I didn't think I'd have the time for it with a new baby. I set a goal to read 10 books and will finish out the year having read 33. I'm pretty proud of that.

[ian @itsianraymond]

Obsessed with sharing shit on my instagram story that no one cares about. It gives me that rush

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

🎶"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had a very ha-ard dayy"🎶

-Atlas, age 5

[Kayleigh @Kayloholla]

I've read 25 books this year so far and that may not seem like a lot, but considering I only set myself a goal of 10 on Goodreads? Idk, I'm pretty proud of that.