MissouriStats

Statistics for Missouri citizens by Missouri citizens.

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Furniture stores Goedeker’s and Weekends Only has surpassed Cardinals/Cubs as the top rivalry in the St. Louis area due to opposing philosophies on open business hours.

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Author James Joyce wrote famous novel “Ulysses” about President Ulysses S. Grant after being inspired by his first visit to Grant’s Farm in St. Louis.

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28% of text messages sent by Missourians in 2018 were Michael Scott GIFs.

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Starting with the 2018-2019 school year, all hearing tests at Ladue High School will be done using Beats By Dre headphones. Festus High School will continue using soup cans and string.

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-84% of Blues fans have begun looking forward to the 2017-2018 season
-16% of Blues fans haven't lived in STL long enough

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Approximately 28% of Missouri sorority girls will need knee replacements by age 35 due to excessive sorority squatting.

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The #1 seller on Amazon for the Missouri region is a 'Stan Kroenke Voodoo Doll'

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Chad Murphy - IFC president of Mizzou - hasn't had contact with his father since 3 years ago when he wore cargo shorts to the supermarket.

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80% of Missouri sorority girls have already begun practicing ordering Pumpkin Spice Latte’s for Fall.

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15.1% of Missourians try and text 911 for help because they get too nervous on the phone.

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1/3 of married Kansas City men had KC Masterpiece BBQ Sauce as their best man.

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When asked if they're decisive, 5 out of 10 Missourians resoundingly answer "I don't know".

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87% of Missourians refuse to vacation in areas that don't have an Applebee's.

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Milfred Ulate of Independence, MO became the first person to try all 100645 drink combinations at Sonic.

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71% of Missourians are in favor of building a wall on the Illinois border to stop the spread of Chicago deep dish pizza.

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Top treatments for erectile disfunction in Missouri:

1. Viagra
2. Cialis
3. Fast and the Furious DVDs
4. Monster Truck Calendars

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89% of Missourians Instagram feeds for today consists of blurry firework photos.

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Missourians who lose a limb from lighting fireworks will be awarded a Purple Heart.

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Approximately 82% of Missourians think #Brexit is a brand of laxative.

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Missouri is ranked 4th in the US for amount of bible verses in social media profiles.