It’s rough out here being me because people will use “white woman fart explosion” as a haha funny username and then I see it and get so horny I need to lie down.
Every day I am haunting by the specters of women so full of lard and methane they have to blast ass as hard as possible at risk of losing structural integrity and failing.
Every day I am haunting by the specters of women so full of lard and methane they have to blast ass as hard as possible at risk of losing structural integrity and failing.
It’s rough out here being me because people will use “white woman fart explosion” as a haha funny username and then I see it and get so horny I need to lie down.
Feeling possessed by demons because fart charts are extremely dumb and silly but I am very weak and fold instantly to quantifying how much of a gross slob someone is.
thinking about a very specific kind of ladylike or girly fat girl that unintentionally strikes very cutesy embarrassed poses while blushing and looking behind herself whenever she rips the most insane ass (frequent)