MaryBeth Allen

Enjoy the random thoughts that pass through my filter... Thoughts are my own...

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

You know you’re headed home when the Phillies are headed to the World Series and the cheering on the plane wakes you up from your nap…

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

Do you ever imagine if CD wrappers had the pull tabs that Apple packaging has today? How much easier the 90s and early 00s would have been?

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

There’s something very satisfying about folding a fitted sheet that doesn’t end up looking like absolute shit.

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

@AmtrakNECAlerts The team on 175 did a fantastic job keeping everyone informed!

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

Shoehorns, the way the Boomers in your life tell you they care. https://t.co/O1POErSunC

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

Lead from a place of caritas. Always. https://t.co/yVT1vtq2uZ

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

This week at work, I felt most validate when I made a group of tech partners laugh on conference call while discussing a yellow project that’s flirting with being red.

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

@AppleTV I wish there were @TedLasso gifs in iMessage...

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

My handwriting was wasted being born during this time in history.

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

@zac_cleary It finally looks like an actual box

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

@zac_cleary The big life decisions...

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

Haven’t visited NYC, seen any form of live entertainment, or even been to a movie theater in over 6 months... so I paid the $29.99 to watch Mulan on top of my regular subscription because I’m desperate and Disney knows it.

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

@zac_cleary Noooooo!

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

@zac_cleary I’m using “coronachores” when referring to the list of stuff I’m finally getting done.

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

People at Independence Hall today like it’s the 1800s and the small pox or measles won’t stop them from living their lives...

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

My new favorite pass time is watching the passive sentence % drop when editing a team document #activevoice

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

Regardless of who you plan to vote for, I think we can agree, they all need help with their hair.

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

I feel like I should start a “Treat Yo’ Self” Academy a la Tom Haverford. So people pay me to teach them how to spend their money... who wants to be my first client??

[MaryBeth Allen @MissterAllen]

@zac_cleary Makes me want to dance