Miss Missy

Love me, Love my Terps.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

"thank you for choosing amtrak" no problem there are no other trains

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Pope Francis was the rare leader who made us want to be better people. In his humility and his gestures at once simple and profound – embracing the sick, ministering to the homeless, washing the feet of young prisoners – he shook us out of our complacency and reminded us that we are all bound by moral obligations to God and one another.

Today, Michelle and I mourn with everyone around the world – Catholic and non-Catholic alike – who drew strength and inspiration from the Pope’s example. May we continue to heed his call to “never remain on the sidelines of this march of living hope.”

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Form meets function

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

posting this for no particular reason today

[BC🕯️🧺 @BeckyTheChicken]

DEAR HUSBAND I texted you but you didn’t receive it but I know you have me on notifications. I am nap trapped and I need you to bring me chips and milk. The salt and vinegar chips.

[Miss Missy @MissyLi3]

@BarackObama I voted with my ten week old daughter, for the future! #Harris_Walz2024

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

No. ❤️

[Miss Missy @MissyLi3]

@EliMcCann The best part of family leave!!

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

One of the greatest tweets ever.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

"While the State’s interest in protecting “unborn” life is compelling, until that life can be sustained by the State -- and not solely by the woman compelled by the Act to do the State’s work -- the balance of rights favors the woman." 2/

[Miss Missy @MissyLi3]

@kismateeth Hello!

[Courtney Ellis 🎈 @courtneyellis]

The pediatrician: What do you eat at your house?
My 5yo: MOSTLY NACHOS
Me: I mean, that's not ALL we eat, hon.
5yo: YOU ARE RIGHT. WE ALSO EAT COSTCO PIZZA

[Steve Gantlett @CleyBirds]

Did you have a terrific birding trip to Iceland in May, but then lose your SD card with your 3,700 bird photos in Norfolk? I have it!

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

happy first day of fall

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone is on their own journey??? that is horrible maybe let’s get into groups of 3-5

[Indiana Fever @IndianaFever]

Caitlin Clark is the unanimous Associated Press Rookie of the Year 😤

📝: https://t.co/5kgjhUxFr3

[Abby Olcese @abbyolcese]

I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT,!!

[Miss Missy @MissyLi3]

@ShandersWrites I thought the same!