Missy Myers

Chicago 🏠 Texas ❤ I represent clients who make me proud. You've probably seen their work.

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@mattswaim First time caller, long time listener

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@CalltoActivism It's so bad, I figured Ted Cruz must be there.

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@EliMcCann Give your kids a shovel and let them dig a hole in the yard. They'll always remember the time they almost built a swimming pool.

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@CraigSmoak Listen to Glasses Dave Aranda!

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@scoobygiles @theliamnissan In the name of St Loose Meat Sandwiches, we pray.

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@MerriamWebster Not now, kiddo. Maybe on the way back.

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@madrid_mike Is he gonna do a 44 billion dollar lottery?

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@NickiCollen Last week! Waited in line for 90 minutes in Chicago.

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@FPWellman Pollster: What's wrong?
Women: Nothing. It's fine.
Pollster: (shocked)But, but she said it was fine!

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@Do_It_With_Dan If you'd have stopped for a shot of Malört with these guys, I'd have taken your picture for free.

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@RoseBensonDC @TheRickWilson They had those k-pop kids. God bless em.

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@midwestern_ope So long as you're not driving over thirty. Works with Christmas trees from Menards.

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@MarioNicolaiEsq @ProjectLincoln Did you try "no means no"?

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I better go superviral for this...

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@oneunderscore__ No "Defense wins championships"? Concerning.

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@CubsZone You will always be our li'l airplane.

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@atrupar The bear's voice came through his car radio & foretold him of the prophecy. Totes normal stuff.

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@aklingus Wait a second ... could Vance be the mole in the campaign? Is he really Christopher Guest in eyeliner?

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@FPWellman They're both in our state constitution. No worries.