Football Fan

2x Dad. Husband. Beagle Fan. FF Winner. Cheeseburgers. Parody. Deeds info, meet in shower. Greenvine raised.

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

@hen_ease soccer take is correct. I’m the 10-15% of listener

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

Florida bout to get it

[NWS Storm Prediction Center @NWSSPC]

7:57am CDT #SPC Day1 Outlook Enhanced Risk: across parts of the central High Plains https://t.co/TgJgC6cj9Y

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

who THE FUCK asked for a live action Moana

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

@Schlotzskys @HeathSumm I went and got an original today. this conversation made me want one so bad.

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

I wish @Schlotzskys had pickles man

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

@Schlotzskys @HeathSumm Brenham Texas. The new person running it is doing a fantastic job.

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

@HeathSumm @Schlotzskys original is so good. their hot sauce on it just taste heavenly.

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

tire fire going on and we get the lectures about how we destroyed the ozone layer

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

Not a great response

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

HORROR: Female Montreal police officer appears to have allegedly shot and killed a civilian during shootout with gunman.

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

@Schlotzskys thanks schlotzksy's. i just think the sandwhiches would be launched into a new category here in town. with that hot sauce. mouth is watering

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

you mean they can just resign???

/s

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

Won that trade

[Football Forever @fballforeverhq]

BREAKING: Packers star DE Micah Parsons is expected to miss half the season, according to his brother Terrence Parsons Jr.

In response to a report stating that Parsons would miss “upwards of half the season”, Terrence Parsons wrote, “they weren’t tryna listen.”

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

We have yet to see someone miss when firing a rope with a spear at the end of it when aiming at a dragon

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

Just as bad as their daughter

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

I am watching a documentary. And I just can’t get over how terrible this mom and dad are like god damn

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Oh fuck you. There is no way the guy who got the no-bid contract for using bottom shelf Home Depot sealant on the reflecting pool looks like this. Come the fuck on

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

If there is a rich, large numbered of children, European family making YouTube content. My son will find it.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tyler Kolek played in 62 games for the World Champion Knicks this season

He was mistaken for a fan at the parade anyway

[Football Fan @MisterFannyPack]

i just don't understand when it happens, we don't just take the stolen money back?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.