Mr Grumpy

Englishman. Quietly watching my Country disappear up its own arse. If you don't post in English I won't follow you back, don't bother. I don't read dms.

[Mr Grumpy @MisterGrumpyUK]

@jo_bartosch St Jolyon couldn't win a game of snap, frankly.

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@CF_Farrow They have zero self awareness, don't they.

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@edwardrmgraham She obviously misunderstood the term "Called to The Bar" and got drunk in it.

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@helenstaniland Doesn't take much for that prick to block anyone tbh 😆

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So we've still got to fund this bastards existence? Fuck off, drop him from a Herc over Palestine with a faulty parachute.
https://t.co/ctZ7Bybzi4

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And what about the Lawmakers who do this?
https://t.co/xwOodFBLlF

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I suppose they can't afford a torque wrench....

[Naomi @Naomi_Namiko]

Third engine overhaul on a Golf with 3 million kilometers on the odometer

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Upon my death I have left strict instructions.
My eldest Son is to collect a bouquet of flowers from atop my coffin and throw it into the crowd of tens of mourners to see who's next.

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@EllieC51039968 North American App store but based in Europe? Very dodgy.

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That's going to piss off a lot of TRAs 😆

[BBC London @BBCLondonNews]

Thousands of people on Oxford Street helped break the official Guinness World Records title for the most people simultaneously casting a spell during a Harry Potter-themed Christmas lights switch-on event.

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@bigfrankbutch12 Very much so

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@FoxNews What the hell?

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All the Google - trained Lawyers on here harping on about the #RussellBrand case should shut up for their own sanity and listen to what well-known Barrister @dshensmith has to say about it.
In short, Google doesn't issue law degrees.

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@daveatherton Well that proves he wasn't into bestiality, at least. 😆

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@canthelpmenow7 Ten times that wouldn't be enough.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Russell Brand sentenced to 10 years 6 months in prison.

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@yyyyy343246 I'd get the shits for a week after eating that.

[Telegraph Letters @LettersDesk]

The language of lawyers

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@QcWynter @dannynolan64 I have a lot of respect for Barristers ( yourself included good Sir ) mine at the time was a lovely lady who didn't mince her words. I believe she's now a Crown Court Judge.

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@QcWynter I'm not sure about reformed. I won't go into the specifics of the case but if asked would I do it again, in the circumstances, yes, without hesitation.