Alec

Mostly just quotes from my Mom or the Simpsons

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They should let me run red lights

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Just realized I dreamt learning about a restaurant that only makes tiramisu 😞

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"Guys go outside!
The sky is making crazy noises?!"

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" you kinda give loan shark vibes"
- about me

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"Fill up water bottles and drink. Apparently, Hell is coming to East Lansing " - mom

[Bing Last Night @LastNightOnBing]

Michigan in 5 years

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"Everyone is a sheep and we are hummingbirds" -mom

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@LastNightOnBing Did he win?

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Spencer: hmm, there's a baby in the road.

Rach: WHAT

Me: Well there's also a guy holding a baby

Spencer: it wasn't a lie

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I'm my own little Ken doll, I get to pick my little outfits -Gabe

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The only media I've consumed this month is Ben 10 lore and dashcam crash footage

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@LastNightOnBing 22

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@LastNightOnBing Shut up! I don't care about the logic!!!

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Meter Maid, the lowest form of human -Sam

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*prof finishes example*

Student: there is definitely a fast way to do that right?

Prof: Yes, but I know you don't remember 313 so just stick with this.

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"I'm only an apparition baby boy" -Liam

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Doctor: are you allergic to any medicine?

Anya: No! But I'm excited to find out 😀

Doctor: 😐

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@LastNightOnBing Fair point

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@LastNightOnBing I think i did last semester?