Mister Muscle

I'm a bit of a nob.

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

@NPLChat You're aware there's already an NPL club with two ex Premier League players, right?

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

@Nick18T Blimey, Nick. You really do pay us a lot of attention, don't you? I'm not sure who's more obsessed with FC, you or your mate Conrad Neeskens.

How's he doing, by the way?

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

@Nick18T I'd concentrate more on your own side being stuck down in 14th, to be fair.

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

@Benwild75458475 @phillo07 Oh, look. A blue nonce.

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

@phillo07 @gdh_1999 No one hates United. Just the ownership. You thick nonce.

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

@TheNeesk @CommitteeFCUM @DWA2005 @simmo_on_sport Tell your mate Toby everyone at FC says hello

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

The @NorthernPremLge are an utter shower of cunts. Do they think we can control the weather.

You should be embarrassed at this, you fucking pricks.

[FC United of Manchester 🟥⬜⬛ @FCUnitedMcr]

🔴 CLUB STATEMENT

A statement regarding our fixture against Stockton Town ⬇️

https://t.co/nYbfsr65wQ

#WeAreStrongerUnited

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

@amjonno Yeah, it's amazing what a club can do when someone's pumping a load of money in from somewhere. 🙃

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

@CleeTownFC When do you get the trophy, lads?

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@hydeunited @theyellows @NL_Enterprise Isn't it funny how this went out at the exact same time as the @NorthernPremLge statement? I wonder why that could be?

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@Rumbugger1 @dave24144975 That's funny, because you can still book yourself in there if you want to and there's nothing stating that the place is closing... I'm going to suggest this is total bollocks, but when has that ever stopped anyone?

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

@HarryBaldwinPG @lancscricket You could at least spell his name right.

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@RiversideRole @buryfcofficial I mean, it's shit, but how do you get 'woke' from it?

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@Pippodoro @iamAlexHowell I mean, it's utter shit, but how the fuck do you get "woke" out of it?

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

@twist23506 @Jamesyoungtv @FCUnitedMcr Sorry, I've not been on here for a few days. Good to see that's the best your thick, racist, misogynistic brain could come up with.

Anyway. The club have given acknowledgement now. I hope that's good enough for you all.

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

@sharpywesley @DailyQuizzing Thanks for that, I didn't know the answer until I saw your reply...

[Mister Muscle @MisterMuscle1]

@twist23506 @Jamesyoungtv @FCUnitedMcr I mean, yes, that's the whole point of the club. Unless some randomer on Twitter has a better insight for us?