Gavin

Styglian Enumerator, Scoundrel, Scourge and Keen Driver. Parody. All opinions are my very own and do not represent anyone for whom I may work or volunteer.

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

@100Climbs Your beer is better. What’s the game?

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

Is It Christmas? YES

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

@British_helps_ @Kierbro Guys. Try harder. https://t.co/fWcAzS71jc

[Ash Preston @TheAshPreston]

🇬🇧 WHEN BRITAIN USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY 🇬🇧

A proper thread about a proper country.

I see those nostalgia pages about the UK full of just old photos of towns looking grim whilst the author says something racist. So he's a proper thread celebrating when Britain was proper! 🧵

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

@OutOfCycling I have watched this quite a few times now and come to the grave conclusion that you can now close your account. Nothing can better this. Surely…

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

Shiiiiiit. Comic Sans. Must be legit.

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

The @Rose_Matafeo vs @GaryDelaney week of @richardosman’s House of Games is possibly the most gripping limited TV series ever.

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

"You'll be wanting to get in and out of your gate easily, will you?" Have a sticker.

@yplac

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

@Katyx @_J_enkins @moomizm Bro.

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

Is It Christmas? YES

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

Don’t pretend you’re not wondering what he’s wearing. @SellingAMirror

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

@chauffeurjim @BoyWaterfall @CarolineLouisa6 @KayHarker4 @PeterPurplePim @SusanJemima2 Why, Jim! How you have grown.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Psychic Informs Woman That Dead Mother Is Saying Some Pretty Boilerplate Ghost Shit https://t.co/YP2Ji3t46M

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

@ZatuGames Morning. I have been unable to check out with my basket today. When I try to use a card I get a “Google reCaptcha token is missing” error. If I switch to PayPal there is no Place Order button on screen.

This is the case across 3 devices I have tried to use.

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

I just can’t work out how he’s pressing the shutter button. @SellingAMirror

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

@kingswood 3G swing was aaaaaaawesome!!!!

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

Netflix subscription not included. @SellingAMirror

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

@WorldBollard Those are Darlington bins (I’m not reading the Mirror to confirm) so I can go out hunting this evening to find this wonderful piece of work.

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

Hit unexpectedly hard by the death of Gino Mäder today. Seeing his friends and rivals dealing with the news is a gut punch. RIP Gino.

[Gavin @MisterOnions]

The artists for Where’s Wally have given up. @SellingAMirror